Posts Tagged ‘Jenna Jameson

10
May
10

time heals all…

Yeah.

Not when you claimed you got the sh*t kicked out of you like, an hour ago.

Here’s Jenna Jameson and her poor kids at the beach…with loving husband Tito Ortiz.

You can practically hear Ryan Seacrest foaming at the mouth over a new REALITY show with these a**holes.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she submerged her kid’s head underwater only to rip off her top and pretend to save his life.

I don’t quite get why ripping off her top would be included in that scenario but really, it’s just not the same without it.

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03
May
10

jenna jameson has bruises…

Um this b*tch mustve spent all afternoon at Michaels finding the right paint pigments to mix in order for her “bruises” to look real.

She looks like she got gangbanged by a stampede of horses, not roughed up by her husband…

Anyways, speaking of mixing paints, she needs to learn how to blend her foundation. I actually thought that those were the bruises.

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30
Apr
10

mustve been quickie time…

So Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz have both CALLED OFF the allegations that were made against each other.

It must have been hard for Jenna to wait that long before having sex again…

Jenna says, “What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in.”

On Tito’s side, he’s dropped statments he made about her being addicted to OxyCotin and sources tell TMZ that he could have also lost his UFC contract if he had indeed been charged with domestic abuse.

With all the money these two idiots made in the past 5 days they can go sh*tcrazy on Oxycotin, Vicodin, Ambien, and f*cking baby Asprin if they so please.

Hey why not? Not like she can actually feel anything going on down there, he va*ina is probably as wide as an Amtrak tunnel.

 

29
Apr
10

the lifestyles of the f*cked up and delusional…

Here’s Jenna Jameson with what is supposed to be a broken arm…

The next time I get the sh*t kicked out of me, I’m going to try SMIZING more, seems like it works wonders…

The NY Daily Times is saying that Tiger Wood’s ex whore, Joslyn James, slept with Tito Otiz as well (what a surprise) and that he was a sh*tshow around her too.

“I saw three separate situations myself,” James, a friend of Jameson’s, told the Daily News. “They would be partying, and she wouldn’t do anything in particular to set him off.”

Sure it happened while she was tied to the bed with barb wire awaiting her turn, but a witness is a witness…

Meanwhile TMZ is reporting that Tito’s lawyer has evidence that Jenna isn’t the perfect angel everyone thinks she is is a f*ckup…

“We have witnesses and evidence,” said Ortiz’s lawyer Chip Matthew. “She underwent private rehab at home, and family and friends participated.”
Matthews said Ortiz found two pills in Jameson’s pants pocket and said “I’m out of here” when she responded with an excuse.
“He meant he needed a day or two without talking, but she went ballistic,” the lawyer said.”

I say the case was AIRTIGHT in Jenna’s favor after the MISTRESS spoke.

High powered lawyers schmoyers.

 

 

27
Apr
10

tough love.

Porn Stars are people too ya know. Just because they live lives of regret, bad decisions, and countless trips to the clinic doesn’t mean that they don’t have feelings

Via RadarOnline,

Jameson called police Monday morning complaining about being “thrown down,” by her boyfriend Tito Ortiz. Jenna’s father witnessed the alleged domestic abuse at the couple’s home in Huntington Beach, California and called 911.
Jenny’s twins did not see the incident. RadarOnline.com has learned that the UFC fighter has just made a $50,000 bail and was released from jail.
It’s not known where Tito will spend the night, because Jenna said “I’m in love with Tito, I hope he comes home soon, but he can’t.”

Oh it’s not a TYPICAL Hollywood “b*tch gets slapped around” until there’s supposed abuse of prescription pills I tell you…

Via TMZ,

Jenna Jameson claims Tito Ortiz got very violent — throwing and injuring her — and that he’s falsely accusing her of OxyContin addiction because he’s “very, very desperate.”

TMZ just spoke with Jenna — while she was driving to Las Vegas — and her version of what led to Tito’s domestic violence arrest is brutal. Jenna claims that during an argument Monday morning she “said something very hurtful to his ego.” She alleges that Tito then grabbed her and, “threw me into the bathtub and tore two ligaments in my shoulder.”

Tito’s attorney Chip Matthews strongly denies that, saying … “He did not put his hands on her, he did not hit her, he did not do anything to her.”

Matthews claims Tito found pills in Jenna’s pants pocket — and that when Tito confronted her she had an “emotional meltdown.”

Jenna says Tito’s addiction allegation is, “completely false” and “the last nail in the coffin” for their relationship.”

Gee, who to believe. The porn star who pops pills and probably gets all hot over someone twisting her arm, or the once described,”teddy bear” husband.

What a doozy.

Oh, and here’s the doozy out “nursing” her injuries by posing for the paparazzi.

By the looks of that smile, I’m guessing he didn’t hit her in the face…

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26
Apr
10

jenna jameson gets hit…not during sex…

I’m sure this chick’s been SLAPPED around a couple times during her career, I mean, in a totally sexual way, but I doubt getting the sh*t kicked out of you when you’re in the middle of doing laundry is all that MUCH of a TURN ON

Via TMZ,

Jenna Jameson just told our photog she plans on pressing charges against Tito Ortiz. Fighting back tears, a clearly emotional Jenna was driving away from her home in Huntington Beach, CA moments ago — when she stopped and told our photog, “I’m gonna be alright.”

Jenna — who was wearing giant sunglasses — continued, “My babies are alright … everything’s OK .. he’s in jail.”

Jenna was accompanied by her father — the man who we’ve learned made the initial call to 911.

The guy’s OBVIOUSLY a douche, but after slapping her ass, chocking her with a ball gag and throwing her against the wall, I’m sure he was just looking for a way to spice up the sex life a little and figured that a punch or two to the kisser would be kinda hot*

*I kid. I kid. Not funny.




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