Posts Tagged ‘Kim Kardashian

10
Jun
10

YOUR DAILY KK.

KK at the annual Celebrity Skee Ball tournament at Dave & Busters in NYC.

Oh c’mon. What’s next? The annual Pancake Breakfast For Seniors Suffering From Irritable Bowel Symptoms?

*I love you Kim*

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09
Jun
10

your daily kk.

The KK’s taking a bite out of the Big Apple.

Khloe probably used that phrase to bend over and pretend to bite Kim’s ass.

Her sexual actions with her sisters have always made me wonder…or is it her jaw structure…?

Only time will tell.

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08
Jun
10

this can’t happen.

Apparently Kimmy K is rumored to be replacing Angelina Jolie in the Tomb Raider franchise….

This is not possible for 2 reasons:

1. Kim does not like streneous exercise. With all the exaggerated movement required how will they be able to find a stunt double with an ass like that? Not happening.

2. Kim gets her nails done on a daily basis. Angelina Jolie probably donated her nails to kids who don’t have any on their fingers at all. Lara Croft eats nails for breakfast. Kim will have nothing of the sort.

Via ShowBizSpy,

“According to Hollywood insiders, the curvy reality TV star is in the middle of negotiations to play video game beauty Lara Croft in a reboot of the film series.

“This will be something very different to Angelina’s Lara,” a source said. “Kim is wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara which would be shot in 3-D and aimed at a teen audience.”

Kim, 29, has previously spoken of her desire to break into acting.

“I would love to do more acting,” she said in December last year. “I have so much going on but acting is definitely exciting to me. I’m hoping to do more TV and I would really love to make movies.”

Oh Kim. You’d shoot a commercial for The King of Floors if it got you TV time.

And I love you for it.

04
Jun
10

your daily kk.

Another day, another trip to the salon.

I’m not making any more jokes on the sex tape. It’s getting old. I won’t even say how she has to make sure her makeup is perfect from each angle. I’m not going to say anything like that at all.

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03
Jun
10

kim’s back in business.

And by business I literally mean BUSINESS.

Do you know how much she made on her LAST sex tape? Back then she was Paris Hilton’s personal bag holder. Just think of all the $$ she’ll rake in if she came out with one now. You know, because she’s famous and all.

Anyways, she was snapped out on a date in El Lay with some dude whose not Black and I dunno if I like her hooking up with someone whose not an athlete. I have high standards for her. (Minus all that sex tape stuff I mean).

Weird right?

He’s sub par. But at least he won’t blend into the background when the cameras are rolling.

Oh I joke. I loves my KK. I honestly think she’s trying to get back at the shots of Reggie out with that cleaning lady tramp of his. She’s a mastermind, she is.

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03
Jun
10

yes. this is right on the money.

…and she’s pregnant with a monkey. And she’s a dude. And her a** is fake.

Not only is OK! magazine claiming that the Bush and the Tush are back together, they’re also saying that Kim is trying to steal Khloe’s thunder planning a wedding.

Via Ok! Magazine,

“His mother does not want her son dating someone who has a sex tape out there.” said our source and added “He is such a mamma’s boy; he will never marry her because she would disown him. Our source tells us Reggie is very close to his mother and she never liked Kim the entire time they dated. “He respects his mother’s opinion and would take that into account before even his own feelings, so he will never marry Kim.”

“Kim is so caught up in the whole Hollywood thing, and that’s totally not Reggie’s scene,” said a source. “He’s a jock, he’s a ball player, that’s his career and his life, and he just feels that Kim doesn’t fit 100 percent into that.

“Kim is the one who is in love with Reggie,” she said, unfortunately Reggie doesn’t feel the same way. Reggie is most concerned about losing the Heisman Trophy because of a NCAA probe of USC’s football program. “His last concern is Kim Kardashian right now.”

Ouch.

You know, all I have to say about this is I – *BREAKING NEWS. BREAKING NEWS. Kim Kardashian releases new sex tape and 30 high def. glossies of her in a bathing suit. While balancing a cup on her a**.

Yeah. And that’s all I have to say about that.

01
Jun
10

your daily kk.

KKs at the Indy 900 this past Sunday.

Fast girls go hand in hand with fast cars.

Vroom vroom b*tches.

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