Posts Tagged ‘Kristin Cavallari



27
Apr
10

snapped.

Kristin Cavallari enjoying her last 15 minutes in NYC

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26
Apr
10

snapped.

Kristin Cavallari hosting a bikini party at the Liquid Pool Lounge @ the Aria hotel in Vegas over the weekend…

Because that’s what you do when your 15 minutes are about to be up. Well, that, and there’s always Playboy

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16
Apr
10

picture of the day.

Just when I thought that this b*tch couldn’t make me any more JEALOUS, she goes and gets groped by a dude in the middle of the day…for her job.

I don’t care how DISGUSTED she looks because around 3pm every weekday, I could use something like that.

14
Apr
10

snapped.

Kristin Cavallari doing hard sh*t like getting her hair and nails done…

31
Mar
10

snapped.

Kristin Cavallari leaving the nail salon.

Life is f*cking sh*tty.

30
Mar
10

he’s got hoes. he’s got hoes…

Kristin Cavallari is back on the GRIND again after she BUSTED her nightclub honcho BOYFRIEND, Sam Nazarian traipsing his piece from New York around his apartment…

Apparently she had gone over to pick up a ring she had left behind (because you know that’s how K Cav does it), and used her key to his place, while he was at work.

According to a “source,” Kristin made her way to the bedroom to retrieve her belongings and that’s when she saw a striking brunette exiting Sam’s bathroom. She knew right away what was going on. She asked the girl who she was and they bonded immediately. She called Sam from her phone but then she had the other girl talk to him, so he was so freaked out. He was expecting Kristin’s voice and then he got the voice of the girl he was cheating on her with!”

 

Leave it up to Kristin to make friends with a chick before she pummels her head into the ground.

I dunno though, I’d be sh*t scared to cheat on this chick. If she can slap a b*tch across the face with no reservations, she’d have no problem taking a Slap Chop to a dude’s n*ts.

Just Sayin’

*PS, I don’t care if this fool owns 95% of the clubs in Hollywood, I would never get into bed with someone who probably carries a mini Rogaine in his satchel.* I’d rather comb out Justin Bobby’s beard.

*Yes. He looks as if he’d wear a satchel.

25
Mar
10

NO MORE HILLS.

Well, with exception of Heidi and Audrina’s that is…

Seems like MTV is sick and tired of Heidi and her REQUESTS for picking up the tab for her t*t jobs so they’re cancelling the show after this UPCOMING 6th season indefinitely.

Hmm ok so Heidi has the porn industry knocking on her back door (literally) and Audrina has summer to look forward to, all those wet T shirt contests and whatnot, and uh Kristin? Well Kristin is probably happy she doesn’t have to fake a cold on set anymore.

Sniff. Sniff.

And apparently there’s other people on the show but I will in NO way mention those who are more IRRELEVANT than Kristin Cavallari.

Oh, and what does Lauren Conrad have to say about all this?

*Flicks hair*

*Lowers shades*

*Smirks*

Thank you for your comments, oh WISE one.

 

 




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