Posts Tagged ‘Lady Gaga

10
Jun
10

so what’s all the fuss…??

So it took me like 8 minutes to figure out all the fuss about this picture.

Really, Lady Gaga can bend over and take a sh*t on a crowded plane and no one would notice, but a nip slip?

People would be all over it.

If she ever wants to cut down the slack she recieves on her outlandish outfits she should just stand next to a naked weiner.

Or take off her pants. Same thing.

 

09
Jun
10

congratulations on graduating from beekeeping school.

This is what Lady Gaga wore to her younger sister’s graduation:

This poor b*tch. Not Gaga. Her sister.

After all those years of furthering her education and all that hard work, everyone takes one look at your sister and you turn into “that f*cking weird chick with the freak sister whose not sure whether to sit or stand when she pees.” 

All those accomplishements go down the sh*tter. And now people think you’re Satan.

And my sister complained about the color of lipstick I wore to her ceremony. What now b*tch?!

09
Jun
10

katy perry has something to say.

That is if anyone even listens to Katy Perry. (Not her singing, her speaking).

If I were a dude that is. Nah, or a girl. I just wouldn’t be able to focus on listening to her with “HOLY F*CK SHE HAS HUGE T*TS!!!” screaming in my ears.

Anyways, she took to her Twitter regarding Lady Gaga’s new video for “Alejandro.”

“Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.”

Ouch Katy Perry. Them some fighting words.

Too bad all people heard were a couple of t*tties bouncing against each other.

Motorboat!

 

09
Jun
10

my lonliness is kiiiiillllinngggg meeeee…

Britney Spears apparently thinks that she can feed and bathe herself these days. Which is why one of her bodyguards QUIT that b*tch.

Actually it’s because she forced him upon her privates but I like the former because it was funnier.

Via The Sun,

“She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn’t reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action.
“She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff. All her guards knew they could be removed if they looked at her the wrong way. Unfortunately for Fernando, she took a liking to him, so he was under more pressure than most. He wanted to be a good security guard and look after her but the situation became unbearable.”
The last straw came when Britney’s dad JAMIE – who is in legal control of her and can hire and fire staff – kicked off after she left her Los Angeles home without underwear.
“Jamie went mental when he saw the pictures and Fernando was made the fall guy. He was not fired but told he was to blame. He had had enough.”

Being forced to look at Britney Spears’ naked body shouldn’t be cause for change of employment. Can you imagine what Lady Gaga’s bodyguards have to go through??

“C’mere Benson. They’re starting to show again. It’s all about the way you tuck. Detail, detail, detail. What do I pay you goons for?!”

09
Jun
10

ale.ale.jandro.

You know….

She’s not going to Hell for this.

She’s not.

F*ck. I love this chick.

She might get struck down by the good Lord the next time she leaves the house but at least she’ll be dressed for it.

03
Jun
10

snapped.

Lady Gaga in what seem to be her most understated outfits we’ve seen in a while at her concert in Manchester.

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02
Jun
10

“i always tell the truth. even when i lie.”

You know what, I think I might change my tune about Lindsay LOLohan.

Underneath that unshowered, powdered exterior is a CRIMINAL MASTERMIND.

Joe Montana who?

Via TMZ,

“It might seem like bad timing — that Lindsay Lohan was ordered last week to submit to random drug testing, just days before she had her wisdom teeth pulled … but we’ve learned Lindsay got a pass from probation.
Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, tells TMZ, “We advised the Probation Department of the dental appointment, which was made well in advance of last week’s court hearing.” Chapman says she assured the probation officer she would provide “documentation about any medications that Lindsay would be taking, which would be administered or prescribed as part of the procedure.”

So this b*tch just scored free pills. She’s like a walking talking death trap, but with an all access pass to painkillers.

Scene.

Lindsay lays back in the hot tub filled with bubbles and raises her glass of champagne with a freckled hand.

“The world is mine.” *Chuckle, cough, sputter, sputter. Hawk a loogie.* “And they all thought I was gonna die.”

*I wonder what Vicodin tastes like underwater.*

*gurgle.gurgle.*

 




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