Posts Tagged ‘Miley Cyrus

09
Jun
10

snapped.

Miley Cyrus looks like she’s back together with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth.

Or maybe they never broke up. I could f*cking care less. I’m talking about a 15 year old’s relationship. It’s like wondering if Dora the Explorer likes Diego the other little Mexican cartoon.

Holy sh*t. I need a life.

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08
Jun
10

picture of the day.

“This one’s for YOU Daddy!”

07
Jun
10

miley kissed a girl and she didn’t like it.

…she didn’t like it so much that she did it AGAIN.

Here’s her rant:

I performed Cant Be Tamed this week on one of my favorite shows here in the UK Britians Got Talent. Which is totally true, there were some amazinnnggg acts (but of course no one could focus on that.) I had such a blast and was so honored to be on that stage. That being said during my performance I supposedly “KISSED A GIRL” and this is the newest thing to cause controversy. I promise you I did not kiss her and it is ridiculous that two entertainers cant even rock out with each other without the media making it some type of story. I really hope my fans are not disappointed in me because the truth is I did nothing wrong. I got up there and did my job which is to perform to the best of my ability. I just want to put an end to this right now and just say one thing to everyone out there making this performance such a big deal.
GET OVER IT! NOTHING HAPPENED. THERE ARE WAYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD. Lets start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and focus a little more on world peace! We gotta a lot of work to do if we wan this earth to be here much longer. Lets make a change! It wouldn’t hurt the world to show a little more love.”

Yes. There’s more important things in the world to focus on. Like how every pervert on the Internet is using the magnifying glass option to get a closer look at your underwear.

But thanks for the “rocking out” excuse. The next time someone catches me making out with their boyfriend, I’ll just pretend we were about to start band practice.

 

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04
Jun
10

picture of the day.

Miley Cyrus making out with some chick while performing on Britain’s Got Talent.

Nice try Billy Ray. We all know who her real Daddy is.

*Now excuse me while I go make a trip to the closest Church for the above comment*

 

 

02
Jun
10

happily ever after.

Not.

Miley Cyrus is now single. Great. Now she can finally act on all the gyrating and grinding she does on stage.

Lock away your husbands teenage boys.

Via StarPulse,

“A source tells the National Enquirer, “The result was a vicious fight – and Liam bolted. He said he’s tired of her folks’ interference and that Miley’s jealous that his film career has taken off.
Hemsworth, 20, is said to have since moved back in with his brother Chris at the Hollywood apartment they previously shared. And Cyrus herself appears to have confirmed the romance is on hiatus – when asked by the tabloid about their relationship status, she is quoted as saying, “(We) are on a break.”

I highly doubt that having a role opposite Miley f*cking Cyrus can propell you into stardom but okay.

And setting up the video camera doesn’t exactly equal “hovering,” Billy Ray.

Anyways, I’d love to see who she hooks up with next. Hopefully for his sake, he’s under 30.

01
Jun
10

picture of the day.

I know I should be ashamed at myself for saying this, BUT let’s be honest. All moral fiber goes down the sh*tter when I post.

If this is Miley Cyrus’ on stage face, I don’t wanna know what she looks like when she’s having sex.

The camel toe doesn’t help.

Just think of all the snarky comments I’ll have for when she’s of age.

*Rubs hands at oppotunities.*

27
May
10

kill her! kill her now!

*Newsflash*

17 year old Miley Cyrus goes shopping for underwear.

And GASP! it’s not branded by Disney.

Via Celebuzz,

The Hannah Montana star, who lately seems to be working overtime to prove how utterly mature she is to everyone, recently spread some love and cash to the negligee-makers of the world by going on a $3,000 lingerie-shopping spree. And not just any lingerie–totally sexy lingerie: “The lingerie she bought was more Sex and the City than 17-year-old stuff.”

F*ck at least she’s wearing something.

What the REAL issue at hand is not that she’s going to go home and show em off to her boyfriend, but that her Dad was waiting outside the change rooms with his iPhone.

“C’mon honey. I said twirl. Put some pep into that step.”

 

 

 




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