Posts Tagged ‘Movies

23
Mar
10

Kellan Lutz is a lord.

Good God.

Kellan Lutz is slated to play Poseidon, the Lord of the Sea, in the upcoming flick War of the Gods, directed by Tarsem Singh (the Cell).

Also co starring are Freida Pinto and Mickey Rourke. But hopefully they’ll kill him off in the first 2 scenes…

Anyways, I could care less about movies like this, but I’ll be watching only for the shirtless, and maybe pantless wet scenes.

I’m not SHALLOW at all.

11
Feb
10

your daily sigh.

Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner & Ashton Kutcher were in the UK to promote their new FLICKValentine’s Day” today…

I SIGH today for Jessica’s SWOON worthy blue peeptoe booties.

I would live off of peanuts and actually recycle outfits for those things.

 

 

 

 

10
Feb
10

Mission Impossible IV: Restocking Suri’s closet.

Suri must be crying for a new pair of Chloe children’s flats….and a UNICORN, because Tommy Cruise is about to make her mission POSSIBLE again.

He’s already SIGNED on to do the 4th installment and will ALSO be co producing it along with producer, J.J. Abrams.

So far the FRANCHISE has brought in over $1.5 billion dollars...

That little whiner is gonna end up getting her Unicorn after all, with Prada engraved on it’s ass.


06
Feb
10

Your Daily Sigh.

Megan Fox on the set of her new movie, Jonah Hex

She plays Leila, a gun wielding prostitute.

Like she has the ability to play a ROLE that doesn’t require her to show her boobs while on a man hunt.

LOVE her.

28
Jan
10

When In Rome.

When In Rome premiered last night in El Lay.

Josh and Fergie Ferg looked pretty hot together, Kristen Bell’s dress was CLASSY, Bradley Cooper is the only one who can make a baseball cap look secksay, and Kristin Cavallari and that chick from The Vampire Diaries somehow got in…

Check out the PICS from the premiere…

24
Jan
10

Kristin Stewart reveals to us what we already knew…

So Kristin Stewart was at Sundance to debut the new movie she’s in, “Meet The Rileys…”

She revealed to E! Online, that her role as a stripper in the movie was AWKWARD. Just like EVERY other thing she does in life…

I did some pole dancing, “I got bruises all over my legs. I tore myself up doing it. It sucked.” “The more I saw it, the more I wanted it,” Stewart said. “It was like a weird self-hating kind of thing.” The cool thing about my character is she is not sultry and she is not sexy.”

Her director, Jake Scott was THUMBS UP for watching the boyish Twilighter try not to trip on stage

“She was terrified,” Scott said. “The strip club we shot in was really a club, and it really was that dirty and really that tough. But she killed it.” Scott also hooked Stewart up with a professional stripper. “She’s like one of the best in the business,” he said. “So she was really reliable and didn’t do drugs or anything like that, but she was able to introduce Kristen to girls that were. She was able to put her in that world.”

You have this man to thank when you watch this flick in your sweatpants and all of a sudden feel incredibly sexy.

12
Jan
10

Peter Parker throws on some sweats.

So if you haven’t heard the Spiderman franchise has pretty much come to an end…

Those who measure Tobey Maguire for his Spidey spandex are believed to all be resorting to Adapin for life’s purpose is now MEANINGLESS.

Due to various issues with the script and between director Sam Raimi and the studio heads, Spderman 4 has been delayed indefinitely.

Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire have left the franchise completely and Maguire is finding it more than awkard having a little extra air down there these days.

So instead, Columbia is planning to come up with a Spiderman flick focusing on Peter Parker in his even geekier, Argyle wearing high school days.

Raimi decided to be a classy bi*ch and claims…

“While we were looking forward to doing a fourth one together, the studio and Marvel have a unique opportunity to take the franchise in a new direction, and I know they will do a terrific job.”

Tobey Maguire is cute in a skinny little cousin with Asthma way, but I’m sure a guy can PRETEND to make out with Kirsten Dunst SO many times.

Just Sayin’




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