Posts Tagged ‘MTV

08
Jun
10

oh c’mon. i’m running out of herpes jokes here…

What do you get when you put Paris Hilton and Snooki side by side…?

An insider’s access to STD medication.

Hyuck. Hyuck.

Via US Magazine,

“I was just giving her advice,” she said. “I just told her to remain the same sweet girl [she is] and not let anything affect her; be strong and don’t pay attention to bad press. People can say mean things about you, but you should know who you are and not pay attention to it.” If she comes back to LA, will Hilton show her the club ropes?
“Definitely!” she told Us.”

It only makes sense for Snooki to have Paris show her the ropes. “The ropes” being the best way to cushion your knees when giving a blowj*b & tips on how to stay sexually active during a flare up of course.

Anyways, besides that, I think Paris’ adoration for all things small and furry clouded her vision. She probably thought Snooki was an overweight Chihuahua and ended the night trying to stuff her into her Louis Vuitton.

Snooki probably gave a sh*t.

“Weee. I’ve never seen the inside of a real designer bag before!” This don’t smell like noodles!’

“I wonder if she’s got food in here.”

 

07
Jun
10

but why…??

The only reason these fools were allowed anywhere other than at a tanning salon is because its MTV. And MTV would let a pack of starving wolves in if they made them money. Truth is though, they’d be less entertaining to watch. And wolves don’t have fake boobs.

Otherwise after being DENIED entry, J Woww would sadly have had to return her dress to LA Clubwear for the lowly $20 she spent on it.

Hey $20 = how many tanning minutes?

Anyways, I’m guessing they weren’t even there for the full awards show last night. Snooki was probably busy trying to seduce the guy at the concession for extra butter on her popcorn while The Situation was occupied by trying to bone his date in the arena without anyone seeing.

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17
May
10

jockin sasquatch’s swagger…

Kelis likes fur.

Either that or she has body issues and feels that the only way she’ll ever overcome them is by enveloping herself in fur. Because it’s kinda hard to skin Kate Moss.

Kelis to MTV,

“I got a letter from PETA about this, which is strange, because I’ve worn way more fur than I had on this day. But for some reason, they figured they were going to mention it, which was stupid. I honestly, I mean, this was a pretty regular day. [Laughing.] It was freezing, first of all… I love that hat, I bought in Russia… I wrote back to PETA because I feel like ‘Who on earth are you to tell me about what I wear?’ Quite frankly, I find them completely hypocritical, and I was reading something about how they euthanize 97% of the cats and dogs and animals that are brought to them. Just, completely hypocritical. I think anyone who feels the need to protest about someone else… it’s just completely insane to me…. I couldn’t care less about what they think of me and my fur hat. I just find it funny that this is the photo, the day… I mean, I would have fur walls if I could. I’m a complete carnivore. And people who don’t wear it and don’t want to, it’s fine. I don’t have any judgments about them.”

The only walls she should be contemplating on having are ones that are stark white, and padded.

Crazy b*tch.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and suggest she likes it in the a**.

11
May
10

The.End.

The cast of The Jersey Whores Shore is set to be FULLY replaced come the 3rd season.

I’m debating between laughing and crying…

Laughing because Snooki will now have to go back to buying her Guess purses from the outlets and crying because I’m sure J Woww and The Situation will now have to come out with sex tapes in order to get back on the camera.

Via Celebrity-Gossip.Net,

Reports say that Snooki, The Situation, JWoww, Pauly D, Sammi and Ronnie demanded a much bigger raise in their pay after the first season became extremely popular and MTV’s highest-rated series.

The group may have received a $10,000 signing bonus and $5,000 per episode for season 2, which will appear July 29.

Meanwhile, JWoww was thrilled to find out that a series had not been renewed. “She doesn’t want to be on the show anymore,” a source told. “She isn’t friends with them. (Another say, “She and Snooki are really close.”)

I guess those drunken hot tub gangbangs can bring two girls a little closer to each other despite their differences.

I wonder who MTV is lookin at to replace these fools…

I doubt it’ll be that hard considering all the producers have to do is hit up the nearest dive bar or strip club and pick up whatever hasn’t already passed out by the time they get there.

 

29
Apr
10

like omg.

Really??

I just CANNOT believe that this might be happening. No one saw this coming.

Because people really don’t like making money, and MTV really doesn’t like pimping out 20 somethings to make a quick buck…

Via E!

We thought next Tuesday’s premiere of The Hills: Final Season  was it for the reality show. No more episodes after the upcoming 12. Nothing. Nada. Kaput. Well, guess what? It may not be the end after all. We’ll let Kristin Cavallari explain…

“There’s a possibility of them ordering 12 more episodes,” Cavallari told us earlier today.

In other words, we may have another 24 episodes coming our way!

“I would like to do it,” Cavallari said. “I’m in such a rhythm with things and I’m having a great time. We’re just now starting to get into some really good juicy stuff with a few new people. So I think we could do another 12 episodes and make it pretty good.”

Well no sh*t. Did you actually think that the producers would let Spencer cry in the bathroom when one of Heidi’s t*ts popped alone??

 

14
Apr
10

nice try.

The Jersey Shore Guidettes are in the May issue of Harper’s Bazaar trying to act like proper ladies, which, can I say is a huge mindf*ck in itself. I’m honestly so frazzled that I think I might have to take the day off, have some hot tea and just go lie down…

Really?! Who do they think they’re trying to FOOL?

We all know that J Woww is just dying to put her tube top back on and go grind on the photographer, and Sammi Sweetheart probably just came back from blubbering away in the washoom about how Ronniejust doesn’t get it and how he keeps making her sad.”

Snooki on the other hand is having a f*cking blast just counting the amount of comped tanning sessions she can get with this gig. And I’m going out on a limb here by thinking that she can actually count, so I hope she doesn’t let me down.

(Not gonna lie, this 2nd picture throws me off a little because they look so LADYLIKE.

(Again, don’t be fooled my friends, refer to the above comments).

13
Apr
10

over.

Check out the new VIDEO for Drake’s, “Over….”

He told MTV of the vid,

“I’ve shot a lot of videos before, but this is my first attempt to establish myself as Drake the artist. Shooting the other videos I’ve done has been great. I really don’t care what other people think about them, they were great experiences for me. I’ve learned a lot from them. Today, I’m shooting with somebody I really look up to and respect. I’m shooting with Anthony Mandler.”

“The song is so aggressive, and it’s sort of a love story in the video. It has a lot to do with the album [Thank Me Later]. The album is about finding love, feeling ‘Have I sold my soul’ as far as ‘Will I ever be able to gain the trust of a woman? Will I only be able to be around the dark, evil women? Will I ever find that pure love?’ Those elements are in the video.

I wouldn’t trust a chick who threw her G string at me either bro.

Poor guy.




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