Posts Tagged ‘NSFW

10
Jun
10

so what’s all the fuss…??

So it took me like 8 minutes to figure out all the fuss about this picture.

Really, Lady Gaga can bend over and take a sh*t on a crowded plane and no one would notice, but a nip slip?

People would be all over it.

If she ever wants to cut down the slack she recieves on her outlandish outfits she should just stand next to a naked weiner.

Or take off her pants. Same thing.

 

26
May
10

tila tequila is a celebrity.

This little midget must be losing her shirt  SH*T in excitement right now.

Apparently she’s being classified as an actual “celebrity,” even though it’s the kind that go to rehab.

See. Little people can make it too.

Via TMZ,

“Tila Tequila is finally seeking professional help — TMZ has confirmed nthrough multiple sources that the bisexual reality star has committed to do the next season of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab” … if it doesn’t get canceled first.

It’s unclear what personal demon Tila will try to conquer with the help of Dr. Drew — but it certainly won’t be her addiction to attention.

But there’s one major catch — as we previously reported — VH1 is having problems finding other “celebrities” to rehabilitate … and if they don’t find a cast quick, the show could be killed. So far, no word on who else the show has its sights set on.”

Apparently her “demon” is Ambien, because she claims to be addicted to it. Really? I thought it was an addiction to leaving the house in Barbie’s panties. Or having sex while on her period?

F*cking Ambien?

I have like, a candy necklace made of those things.

Yeah, yeah. Like that.

Except they’re pills. But I mean Skittles make you happy, and these make you sleepy.

You say pill, I say candy. Tomato, tomahto.

Get off my back.

 

 

18
May
10

picture of the day.

Kendra Wilkinson’s COVER for her new sex tape.

Did anyone get to go to the RELEASE party?!

*Chuckle*

Or uh, get a LOAD of those FINGER foods?

“Hyuk, hyuk.”

13
May
10

snapped.

Tila TeKILLya at her album release party at the Conga Room in El Lay

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And here I thought belts were for wearing on your pants.

God I’m a fool.

13
May
10

too bad there wasn’t a retoucher around…

I don’t know if this sex tape will make Kendra seem hotter or more like one of Jesse James’ trashy tricks…

I hate when you admire someone in a magazine and they actually turn out to look like, well an actual person.

I hate how actual people look.

Anyways, Vivid just released these screenshots from her now confirmed sex tape, and she kinda looks like Jan Brady to me.

If Jan Brady was hot enough to find someone to film a sex tape with her that is…

“Marsha Marsha Marsha! It’s not fair! Nice hair and she looks better having sex on camera!”

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27
Apr
10

Put your pinkies up.

 
You know, among all that fake t*t being flashed around (and I’m mainly talking about Heidi Montag because let’s face it she’s milking all the resources in LA) you tend to forget that there’s actually women with real boobs in Hollywood.

 

Sure most of them are A- cups, but real nontheless.

Here’s a RARE shot of Beyonce’ ACCIDENTLY letting one of the girls slip out. I feel terrible posting these pics too because she’s so damn CLASSY.

Like, I half expect her n*pple to have its legs crossed with a pinky in the air.

If n*pples had legs and pinkies that is.

 

 

 

 

 
26
Apr
10

you’re so clueless…

This is Stacy Dash.

Stacy Dash was in Clueless.

Stacy Dash is now 44 and doing T n A shots and prancing around in rap videos.

See. Spending your life shopping and going to parties does pay off in the end…

Quit school and get a boob job.

It’s easier than studying for finals.

Serious.*

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*I mean, if you’re pretty that is.




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