Posts Tagged ‘Pornstars

04
Jun
10

huh? what? who? why?

Uuuummm. Shauna Sand is going to be on the next season of Celebrity Rehab.

I don’t think I’ve seen this chick on anything other than a porn, but…okay.

Via TMZ,

“Shauna Sand’s penchant for booze and attention has finally paid off — TMZ has learned the former Playboy Playmate has signed on for the next season of “Celebrity Rehab.”

We’re told Shauna will check into Dr. Drew’s famous recovery center in Pasadena [today].

As we previously reported, the show has already lined up several other minor celebs including Tila Tequila and Jason Wahler.”

Minor celebs? Is that what they’re calling addicts and hookers these days?

Nice. So all I have to do to get my mug on TV is have sex with a midget, while on E.

Hollywood here I come!

Oh and for Shauna’s kids…? They’re just happy they don’t have to explain to their teacher why they’re wearing G strings under their pants. It’s full on coverage while Mom’s gone!

Yay!

 

 

03
May
10

jenna jameson has bruises…

Um this b*tch mustve spent all afternoon at Michaels finding the right paint pigments to mix in order for her “bruises” to look real.

She looks like she got gangbanged by a stampede of horses, not roughed up by her husband…

Anyways, speaking of mixing paints, she needs to learn how to blend her foundation. I actually thought that those were the bruises.

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30
Apr
10

mustve been quickie time…

So Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz have both CALLED OFF the allegations that were made against each other.

It must have been hard for Jenna to wait that long before having sex again…

Jenna says, “What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in.”

On Tito’s side, he’s dropped statments he made about her being addicted to OxyCotin and sources tell TMZ that he could have also lost his UFC contract if he had indeed been charged with domestic abuse.

With all the money these two idiots made in the past 5 days they can go sh*tcrazy on Oxycotin, Vicodin, Ambien, and f*cking baby Asprin if they so please.

Hey why not? Not like she can actually feel anything going on down there, he va*ina is probably as wide as an Amtrak tunnel.

 




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