Posts Tagged ‘The Hills

10
Jun
10

snapped.

Lo Bosworth and Stephanie Pratt at the W hotel for the issue premier of Runway magazine.

Stick to the water ShePratt!

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09
Jun
10

dirrty glam.

In this case it should probably be “dirrty mouth” or “dirrty girl,” but I’m not going to pick a fight or anything.

There’s no way I’m willing to get my ass kicked by someone who could make a b*tch cry just by looking her way.

Unless MTV wants to film it and put it in the next episode. Or pitch a new reality show where Kristin Cavallari randomly goes around town making girls feel like worthless pieces of crap. Because she doesn’t do that on The Hills.

Anwyays, here’s a spread she recently did for Dirrty Glam magazine.

Brody hit approved that.

09
Jun
10

snapped.

Kristin Cavallari at the Logo Awards last night.

Big up to her stylist. If she were to dress herself she’d come in body armor with a 9mm as her statement piece.

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08
Jun
10

in case you hadn’t had enough…

Heidi Montag filed for SEPARATION today from her gypsy of a husband, Spencer Pratt.

The next time I hear ANY bit of gossip regarding these two, I hope it involves Heidi finally getting those Size H implants or Spencer overdosing on whatever the f*ck kind of drugs he’s on.

I wishing for the former only because I get more hits when posting about Heidi’s boobs. And it’ll be funny to watch her walk.

Via TMZ,

Heidi did not file divorce papers. The legal significance of legal separation is that her earnings will become her separate property from the date of separation. Heidi lists the date of separation as today, June 8.
Interesting … under the section, “community assets and debts,” Heidi wrote, “No such assets or debts.” It’s unclear if Heidi and Spencer have a prenup which keeps their assets separate, or if they’re broke.”

B*tch just transformed herself into motherf*cking Barbie. I doubt The Hills producers covered that fee. Although, if I was the director I would have just to make a funny.

No one wants to watch Audrina look off into the distance after visiting Justin Bobby or Lo roll her eyes at anything that doesn’t come out of her own mouth.

So yes, I have no doubt she’s  penniless. Oh well, guess she’s going to have to start pimping herself out for cash star in another reality show, or hey, maybe she’ll replace the new chick in Transformers 3 after Michael Bay realized what a huge mistake me made for passing up such an acting great.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

04
Jun
10

snapped.

Kristin Cavallari on the daily troll in the Hills

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03
Jun
10

watch out now.

Oh man. And I thought the guy from Scream was scary. Ya’ll better watch out now. This guy is gonna make you shake in your shorts.

If I were Heidi, I’d hurry up and light that match already.

Via PopEater,

“A bearded Spencer Pratt took a woodsy run in Malibu yesterday, apparently dealing with his alleged split from Heidi Montag with some good old-fashioned exercise … complete with full camouflage, hiking gear and a walkie-talkie.

Montag’s new roommate Jen Bunney told PopEater yesterday, “Spencer is her husband and even though they are separating, he is a part of her life and she’s a part of his.”
The legitimacy of the Speidi split has been in question since … well, since the news broke. “It’s really just another one of Spencer’s publicity stunts,” a friend close to the situation, tells PopEater. Which would lend a whole lot of sense to these photos of a seemingly unhinged (or just seriously enthusiastic about beards/running?) Pratt. “It seems there’s no limits to what they will do for publicity,” our source said.

Montag’s sister, Holly, isn’t buying the breakup, either. “If anyone has come to expect anything from those two it’s that they are the liars,” she tweeted over the weekend.

“They really are still together,” our source says. “This will all be revealed in time. They aren’t going to separate. It’s all a part of Heidi’s new show.”

Man I’ve had it with these famewhores.

Any further comments regarding those two will only deem my post secondary education as OFFICIALLY useless.

The only reason I still watch The Hills is because Lo is besties with Lauren Conrad. And maybe, I mean, just maybe watching Lo on TV will allow for me to soak up some of the LC that might emenate from her. I’ll do anything to personify her, but as of late, it consists of making exorbitant purchases on items that only she can appreciate.

That’s it. Oh, and to drool over Brody Jenner. 

Hey, I have a thing for the douches. I’m even willing to put up with the unecessary banter of his minions for a good close up screen shot.

Here’s the rest of the PICS of Army Commander Pratt pretending to be on an important military assignment when really he’s running to refill his little canteen of Sunny D.

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God. I’d be ashamed to say I know this tool. But there’s no doubt that the people MOST embarassed here are each and every member of the United States Army Force.

03
Jun
10

snapped.

Lo Bosworth and her boyfriend, Scott Hochstadt (say who?) following up a day of shopping and giving Stephanie Pratt tips on how to have fun sober, with a date.

He’s not impressed. Neither am I.

A lacrosse player…? Do you at least have a past littered with drugs and childhood abuse??

C’mon. You can’t be for real.

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02
Jun
10

i’m sad. now look at my butt.

Sadface McBoyWhoCriedWolf was spotted wallowing in her tears in Malibu yesterday.

And her tears, marriage, ensuing divorce are as fake as her Double H’s.

We also see here, Jen Bunney whose following Heidi around wiping the saline leaking out of her a** her sorrows away with what looks like the initial paycheque for their upcoming REALITY show.

Apparently it’s about how fun and natural and honest they are. About all the trials and tribulations of living in LA and about all the mean people who are out to get them and their rob them of their wholesome personas the poor man’s version of The Hills.

Anyways, in case you don’t already have a case of BHD (Broken Heart Disease) and find it terribly unecessary to click through the pictures in case you suffer another attack, I bring you….

A Case Of The Sads: The Pictorial.

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01
Jun
10

oh the pain. oh the pain. now where are the paparazzi…?

Heidi, Heidi, Heidi…

Unless you stage a date with the paps to film you melting your upper body into a life sized candle for the benefit of conserving energy, no one wants to hear it.

Via US Weekly,

Talking to Us magazine, the “Hills” hottie’s rep tells, “Heidi is going through a difficult time and hopes people respect her privacy.”

Of the current situation, a friend of the couple tells that “there are no plans for divorce…they are going through some issues. It’s a hiccup.”

Meanwhile, it appears as if Miss Montag already has her living situation mapped out for the upcoming future, as her former “Hills” co-star Jennifer Bunney said, “Heidi and I are moving into a Malibu beach house this summer.”

Planning to shoot a new reality show with one another, Bunney adds, “We’re really excited to do girly things and show people who we really are and that we’re really fun, sweet and loyal girls.”

Not all that upset over her marital woes, Heidi tweeted post-split, “”This is going to be the best summer of my life!!!”

Jen Bunney?! Sweet and loyal?

I summon Lauren Conrad and all her inner spirit to SMFH.

Wait, actually, the only way that this living arrangement could be beneficial to the public is if they put Heidi’s t*ts on fire during a bonfire on the beach or something. For the 4th of July.

Now that’s something to take pictures of.

 

01
Jun
10

snapped.

 Kristin Cavallari out in El Lay on her way to lunch with Entourage’s Jerry Ferrara.

Or to get her “in” on Adrien Grenier.

Whichever.

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