Posts Tagged ‘TV

11
May
10

The.End.

The cast of The Jersey Whores Shore is set to be FULLY replaced come the 3rd season.

I’m debating between laughing and crying…

Laughing because Snooki will now have to go back to buying her Guess purses from the outlets and crying because I’m sure J Woww and The Situation will now have to come out with sex tapes in order to get back on the camera.

Via Celebrity-Gossip.Net,

Reports say that Snooki, The Situation, JWoww, Pauly D, Sammi and Ronnie demanded a much bigger raise in their pay after the first season became extremely popular and MTV’s highest-rated series.

The group may have received a $10,000 signing bonus and $5,000 per episode for season 2, which will appear July 29.

Meanwhile, JWoww was thrilled to find out that a series had not been renewed. “She doesn’t want to be on the show anymore,” a source told. “She isn’t friends with them. (Another say, “She and Snooki are really close.”)

I guess those drunken hot tub gangbangs can bring two girls a little closer to each other despite their differences.

I wonder who MTV is lookin at to replace these fools…

I doubt it’ll be that hard considering all the producers have to do is hit up the nearest dive bar or strip club and pick up whatever hasn’t already passed out by the time they get there.

 

18
Feb
10

picture of the day

A BILLBOARD in New Zealand for new TV show, “Hung.”

Kinda makes me think of  a fat guy spread eagle on a plastic covered couch j*rking off to Nightline.

Really.

I think it’s because of the GIRTH.

04
Feb
10

K Fed’s rolls blocked his vision.

So Kevin Federline is claiming that he was in FAT PERSON denial when the TABLOIDS were showing him as a 240 pound mass.

“I thought it was Photoshopped, you know? And then I realized that I was just letting myself go,when I saw this picture, I did not think I was this big,” he tells Entertainment Tonight.

Poor guy thought someone out there would actually care enough to go to through the trouble of wasting Photoshop hours on him in the first place.

Anyways, he’ll be REVEALING how much weight he lost on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club next week, in case you want to watch backtrack CLIPS of him thundering down the aisles of WalMart frantic for Doritos.

03
Feb
10

“you poor thing.”

I feel the same way for Kara Dioguardi, who has to sit next to Simon Cowell and his ever visible chest hair.

His follicles need to PUSH Randy Jackson out of his seat and pull up a chair. I’m sure they’d have something to say other than “Nah Dawg.”

Ellen Degeneres probably feels the SAME way, although she’s just to GOSH darn nice to actually come out and say it…

Instead the COMEDIENNE says,

 

01
Feb
10

The Fame Factory.

So Lady Gaga, or the crazy sister whose locked up in Glinda The Good Witch’s cellar, brought out the girls and tucked away other unmentionables to PERFORM at the Grammy’s last night…

I think she DESERVED to win for Album of the Year (not to say that T Swift wasn’t an excellent choice) just because of ALL the f*ckery she digs up to please her FANS, or scare them into rooting for her…whichever.

Here’s the Fame Monster in full effect…

She has her own pogo stick.

Hey he said it. Not me.

Peen or no peen, you have to give this bi*ch props for going where no woman has before.

No.

That’s NOT what I mean.

*On a sidenote (and to cleanse the palate from the above picture), I would SO wear these:

26
Jan
10

You Don’t Say?

Well here’s something TRULY unfathomable.

It’s RUMORED that Jenni “J WOWWWW” Farley, the Jersey Shore G may possible have some NEKKID pictures washing up on the Internet soon…

Via RadarOnline:

There are at least three photos of J-Woww, RadarOnline.com has confirmed. In one photo, she is facing the camera, topless. It’s shot from the waist up and will certainly not disappoint her male fans.
A second photo shows J-Woww slightly turned, but with her back mainly toward the camera. She is wearing a skimpy wrap around her waist but that does not obscure the rear view! She’s also wearing boots.
The third photo is a full length topless frontal shot, where J-Woww is again wearing a small wrap around her waist and boots. The pics are shot with moody lighting against a brownish background.”

What the?!

You mean she was actually wearing clothes on the show?

Gee.

I woulda never thunk it.

26
Jan
10

You mean no more bus passes?!

So this contestant on the Price Is Right passed out after realizing that she would no longer have to ride her bike to work after seeing a CAR as a prize on the Showcase Showdown.

Um, I’m no genius, but isn’t there always a VEHICLE to be won at the Showcase Showdown?

How do I know so much about the Showcase Showdown you ask?

I was aware of this fact when I used to fake sick to stay home from grade school so I could curl up and watch Bob Barker’s brain slowly start to FIZZLE with every dumb as sh*t contestant he had to repeat the rules of Plinko to.

Bi*ch shoulda done her research on the Showcase Showdown.

I love saying Showcase Showdown.

Anyways,

Watch this chick hit the floor faster than the kids at a Chuckie Cheese in the Bronx.




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