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First an actual GUY takes Snooki home, now someone’s STALKING Kristen Stewart?!

What the f*ck are people smoking on these days?

Via The Chicago Sun Times,

“People close to “Twilight” star Kristen Stewart are concerned she is not taking seriously enough a stalker who has been sending disturbing letters and showing up at events — apparently even at her home. 

A longtime Hollywood honcho, who has worked with Stewart, says the young actress is telling people around her she refuses to be intimidated. “She insists that no crazy ‘will keep me from living my own life,'” said the source, who understands that point of view.

“But this isn’t like the paparazzi — who Kristen understandably hates because they are so intrusive. These people can be dangerous.”

Apparently, Stewart — along with the rest of the young “Twilight” stars, particularly Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner — are bugged by many, many “Twilight” vampire-obsessed fans. The Stewart friend refers to them as “real nuts … scary kooks. … These people are far more serious than the merely annoying paparazzi.”

Ummm if I were the perverted (and clearly mentally disturbed) guy, I’d go makeout with one of the boy mannequins at Old Navy. It’s pretty much the same thing, minus the awkward scratching.


uh, nevermind, scratch, scratch, uhh…

So you know that comment that Scratchy McAwkward (aka Kristen Stewart) made about paparazzi pictures being just like rape…?

She takes it back. Why? Because she likes money.


“I really made an enormous mistake – clearly and obviously,” Stewart, currently in Korea to promote the new installment of the Twilight series Eclipse, tells PEOPLE exclusively. “And I’m really sorry about my choice of words.”
Stewart, 20, is not known as one to mince words. “I’ve made stupid remarks before, and I’ve always reasoned: ‘Whatever. They can think what they want,’ ” she says.
But in this instance, the Los Angeles-born actress feels compelled to address the situation. ” ‘Violated’ definitely would have been a better way of expressing the thought,” she notes.”

This chick should never talk. Actually you know what, she should just never leave the house. Even to film movies. They should just shoot her scenes while she sits by the window rocking back and forth while picking out the ticks from her hair.

I’d buy tickets to see that movie. I know 3/4 of the world already did.



kristin stewart has obviously never been raped before.

Kristin Stewart is awkward. She’s also a f*cking idiot.

Via AceShowBiz,

“Talking about the paparazzi’s loathing, Kristen said, “It’s so… The photos are so.. I feel like I’m looking at someone being raped.” The rumored lover of Robert Pattinson added, “A lot of the time I can’t handle it. It’s f**ked. I never expected that this would be my life.”

“What you don’t see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction,” Kristen continued. “All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up but a flash.”

Listen b*tch.

You get to pretend you’re a girl on screen. You get to makeout with a decent looking guy AND because of Taylor Lautner, no one notices how you act like you have a tick when you have a camera shoved in your face.

Not a lot of 13 year old boys get to do that.

So shut up and cry into your Emily Strange lunchbox.



k stew gets forced to flaunt.

Kristin Stewart all dressed up reminds me of those times when my mom used to force me to wear dresses and brush my hair when I was younger.

Actually no. That never happened. Why? Because I’m a girl.

Here’s Ye Ol Awkward One in the new issue of FLAUNT magazine.

“No Moooooooooom. I don’t wannnnnnnnnnnna.”

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Wow. Photography these days. Wonder how they hid her Spiderman undies from showing…?


just shutup and be pretty.

Hey I don’t have Robert Pattinson’s fangs tattooed across my ass or keep a picture of him in my wallet or anything, but even I think these two are a couple of greedy b*tches.

Via the Hollywood Reporter,

“We may have a situation where one of them is thrown out on the street to make a point,” says a source close to the dealmaking.
So are we headed for a recasting on the final “Twilight”?
There is precedent for such a tactic. After the success of the first film, Summit axed Rachelle Lefevre, who played Victoria, in part because her reps played hardball on money and scheduling. (Bryce Dallas Howard got the job instead.) Now, two films into the series, even the minor Twilighters (Lutz in particular) have become sought-after stars, so it makes sense they’d want to be paid more for the final film. But we’re told that the offers from Summit — which are said to be at least 10 times what the actors made on the first movie — were deemed “offensive” given the mega-money the franchise has generated.”

I honestly don’t even know who this chick is in the movie. I thought she just posed naked in some magazine or something.

And when Kellan Lutz isn’t posing in his underwear, I don’t notice him at all. I thought he was just boning someone who WAS in the movie.

So b*tches PLEASE.

Snooki would play a bigger role in one of these flicks. At least you wouldn’t be able to miss her in a frame.



no.nope.can’t be.don’t believe it.

Brody Jenner has some SOLID competition these days.

Apparently this DUDE seems to be vying for Avril Lavigne’s attention or for any chick who likes pink skulls & crossbones and has Daddy issues. Love the 60’s rolled sleeves too, boys, don’t be afraid to show some muscle in order to pick up chicks. Skin is in.

What’s that? That’s not a dude and it’s actually Kristin Stewart in a baseball cap and shades? I’m APPALLED.

I won’t believe it. Just like I refuse to believe that my beloved KK is boning someone who weighs 50lbs less than she does. I just WON’T believe it.



This just in.

Miley Cyrus, America’s favorite 26 year old Teen Queen was spotted exiting her vehicle in Santa Monica with her shirt torn to shreds.

Unfortunately this is what happens everytime she opens her mouth to HATE on someone.

No doubt either Jay Z or some Twihard took it upon themselves to replace her Dog, “Mate” with a rabid wolf.

I’m sure it’ll be a lot WORSE next time. They might infiltrate her drawer full of Condoms.

Who you callin a TWIT?

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