Um, Puffy Piddy Diddy Combs might be a PILLAR in the hip hop community but really after extending his brand to vokda, puffy clothing, and young singers he’s boning it stops THERE.
This idiot.
In a recent interview with PLAYBOY, P Diddle claims that he HELPED get Obama elected among other meanderings that would make John Mayer blush with MODESTY.
If you may…
Diddy on hip-hop helping Obama get elected:
“I think we are probably responsible for Obama being in office, yes. If nobody else is gonna say it, then I’m gonna say it. The confidence, the swagger we instilled in our communities made that possible.”
Diddy on trying for an early launching:
“I tried to lose my virginity when I was seven years old. I was on top of a girl who was nine or 10, but it didn’t happen—so everybody doesn’t have to bug out. My mother and the babysitter whipped my ass, but it didn’t knock me off my mission.”
Diddy on losing his virginity when he was 13:
“When I was 13, and I felt I was a porno star because I’d been watching porn for so long. In the Bronx you could get a hotel for an hour. I always had $20 or $30 to take a chick to a hotel. I’m proud to say I love sex. You might catch me in a porn store at any given moment—it ain’t nothing I’m ashamed of. If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.”
Diddy on his sexcapades:
“I’m not exaggerating. When I heard about Sting doing it, I thought, Yo, is this possible? I studied up on the breathing techniques and the focus. Now I think to myself, I cannot believe I’ve been going this long! [laughs] Night is turning into day and I’m still goin’ at it.”
Diddy on the chore of being with just one chick:
“It’s hard. I’m going to say, for any woman trying to please me, that is a real tall order. She has to have poise. She has to be classy. But when we get in that bedroom she got to turn me out, Jack. She has to put a porno to shame and she’s got to be sexually open.”
Diddy on a “worldly” could have been relationship:
“Yeah, there was a young lady who’s an actress. She’s famous. I liked her, so I was willing to do whatever I had to do. I told her, ‘I will sneak up the side of the building to see you.’ I was persistent. We started spending time together, but we were prisoners of our celebrity. She took me to dinner after we got to know each other and hit me with a line that was straight out of the movies. She said, ‘You know this will never work, right?’ I knew she was right.”
Um.
I’m sorry I still can’t get past the picture of him trying to stick his magic stick to a $20 whore to the tune of “Diddy.”
Oh, and threatening people’s lives is most likely what “helped” him coerce em into voting for OBAMA.
Just Sayin’
JenneLALA. 
Whatcha Say.