So the girls of The Jersey Shore doused their mugs in a vat of makeup remover to pose sans clownish faces for no apparent reason.
Golf claps for the girls to show face (excluding fake facial tanner that is). But applause nonetheless.
Here’s what was pretty much EXPECTED:
You know, minus Snooki’s attempt at a seductive pose, they actually look pretty CUTE without the remnants of their late night bar brawls all over their mugs.
BUT
Before you, for some unknown reason, TRY to mimic the highly coveted looks please regard the disclaimer:
“I will not walk out of the house without makeup, says Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. Her relationship with bronzer and eyeliner apparently started in the 8th grade. She also rambled on about her typical hairdo…”I never used to see it. Now I see mad girls with poufs!”
The ashamed residents of Seaside Heights in New Jersey are HATIN on the way that The Douchebag Diaries JerseyShore has em pegged.
You mean the fact that all Italians are greasy haired, AXE douched sh*tshows is a stereotype?!
I mean I thought the fact that you could make each individual skin cell glow with tanning lotion as if it was a forest ablaze in Southern California is something that ANYONE would enjoy being associated with?
Anyways, the city recently released a statement trying to SALVAGE any dignity that Snooki hasn’t thrown into the shi**er, along with her upchuck, by claiming that they “did not solicit, promote or participate in the filming” of the show.”
C’mon now.
There’s NO denying the fact that STEREOTYPES, as unecessary as they are, DO arise from somewhere.
Too bad that this time it happens to be from an Oompa Loompa type with big boobies and an aura of skankiness and lack of class that would make Katie Price hide her head.
You don’t see the residents of Surrey cower under their Christian Audiger comforters in embarassment…
So Little J wants ya’ll to know that she’s a WORKAHOLIC and that her pantless ass is totally Profesh.
In a recent INTERVIEW with SevenTEEN magazine, the Gossip Girl hard rawker claims:
Do you think people don’t take you seriously as a musician because you’re an actress?
“I think people don’t really take me seriously because I’m 16. And they think most 16-year-olds don’t know what they want to do. But I actually really do, because I’ve been thinking about it since I was 2. And in the world of acting, you have such a stigma put onto you that you [get into this business] for the fame. Fame frankly means nothing. It’s so stupid. Unless you do something great and unless you do something that’s fulfilling to you, what’s the point.”
What would we be surprised to know about you?
“I love working. I’m a workaholic, and no one believes it. I’m in the recording studio until three in the morning. I get such a rap for being like Lindsay Lohan – and I hate naming names because she’s really sweet – and I’m really not.I don’t go out. I have no desire to be some tabloid party girl. I’m entirely a loner. I have been my entire life.”
Yeah.
Sounds like me as a teen trying to convince my parents that the boy in my closet was in fact a PANTSUIT crouched in the corner.
Sean P Diddy Combs is SHOWING his concern for someone other than HIMSELF this year by offering up FREERIDES for drunk asses on NYE.
Partygoers in Vegas and NYC are the lucky fu*kers to get blessed by Comb’s generosity tomorrow night, as he will be passing out SUBWAY and TAXI vouchers as part of the cities’ Safe Rides programs.
Don’t think you can get sh*tfu*kd and cruise around town playing tag in taxicabs though, people will recieve taxi vouchers for up to 15 bucks and bus fare at $2.25.
Sh*t.
If Diddy paid for my bus ride I wouldn’t be so pissed off sitting next to some chick throwing up into her lap which my bus driver plays Mahjong on his iPhone.
Says Diddy,
“New York stands as the world’s icon for a New Year’s Eve celebration and Las Vegas is the biggest party destination in the country. By bringing this program to both of these great cities we will continue to show the rest of the country that a sophisticated holiday celebration doesn’t end when the ball drops, but when everyone gets home safely.”
So POLLS for the Most Desirable Celebrity Female Body are IN and it’s a REAL shocker.
Put down the DIET pills and pick up a CUPCAKE because apparently the secksay & curvay Kate Winslet has the MOST desirable body at the moment.
Other hot FEMALES include the NO SH*T staples like Halle Berry, Megan Fox & all that jelly on Miss Beyonce’.
The permatanned, small waisted & big tittayed twiggies like Victoria Beckham & Kate Moss are unexpectedly at the BOTTOM of the list.
I doub’t they can pump those chicken legs HARD enough to climb back to the TOP of the list unless they start munching on a DRUMSTICK.
Nice to see curvier women being lusted after. Ribs are so passe’.
(AND by the way, CURVY does not mean FATTY. So if you think that you can devour that Ben & Jerry’s in order to have your flab mistaken for Megan Fox’s curves you’re sadly mistaken.)
JenneLALA. 
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