Archive for December, 2009

30
Dec
09

Put.It.In.Ya.Life.

Dorrough – Number 23

 

Jim Jones (Feat Nikki Minaj, Sonny Rich) – Supa Hot Remix

Juelz Santana (Feat Lil Wayne) – Move The Damn Thing

Uncle Murda (Feat Swizz Beatz) – Burnin Up

 

Young Buck – Raindrops

Monica – One In A Lifetime

Young Steff – Make You Say

Ja Rule – Mpire Baby

Snoop Dogg (Feat Busta, Fat Joe & Lloyd Banks) – I Wanna Rock Remix

Young Jeezy – Big Dog

Missy Elliott (Feat Weezy) – All 4 U

Montana Da Mac – I Don’t Care

Gucci Mane (Feat Usher) – Spotlight

Lil Jon – All The Way Crunked Up

Kat DeLuna – Club On Smash

French Montana – Whatever Man

Mario – Outta Breath

Jaystonez (Feat Jermih & Gizelle) – Me & You

Chris Holloway – Songs On Her Radio

Juvenile (Feat Gucci Mane) – Gotta Get It Remix

Rick Ross (Feat David Correy) – Set It Off

Lloyd – What You Want

 

Wil Louchi – Don’t Wait Up

Alicia Keys – Almost There

Young Jeezy (Feat Weezy) – Scared Money

Sammie – Forever

Red Cafe – Tap It

Young Jeezy & Ludacris – Go Girl

Iyaz (Feat Sean Kingston, Nipsy Hussle, Rock City & Krayzie Bone) – Replay Remix

Rock City – Say Something Remix

Sparkk Dawg (Feat Paul Wall, Lil Flip, Yung Texxus) – No Relationship

Cassie (Feat Ryan Leslie) – Right Time

Will I Am (Feat Fergie) – Quando Quando Quando

Max B – I’m Addicted

Paul Wall – I’m On Patron

Yung Berg – Bring Ya Girlfriends

Dy (Feat Flo Rida) – Shoe Game

Mullag (Feat Ray Lavander) – Faithful

Lil Haze (Feat Dorrough & Rich Boy) – Swagg On

Taio Cruz (Feat Ludacris) – Break Your Heart

Soulja Boy – The World So Cold

Obie Trice – You Have Been Slain

Sean Garrett – Arro

Snoop Dogg – Booties Automatic

Maxwell – Help Somebody

Iyaz – Dancer

Mary J Blige (Feat Jazmine Sullivan) – Gonna Make It

The Game – Git Ghetto

Lloyd – Everything I Do

The Game (Feat Busta, Lil Twist, Nikki Minaj) – Breakin Rules

Young Money (Feat Nikki Minaj, Gudda, Lil Twist) – Where’s Wayne

Huey (Feat Dorrough) – Smile & Wave

David Correy (Feat Jody Breeze) – Outta Time

Dubb (Feat YG) – Get Ya Own

Young Chris – Paradise

Lil Wayne (Feat Nikki Minaj) – Knockout

Gucci Mane (Feat Jazzy Phe, Sean Paul) – Yeah Ho

Gucci Mane (Feat Akon) – Top Chef

Flo Rida (Feat Brianna) – Sweet Dreams

Dj Webstar – BFF

Mac Miller (Feat Wiz Khalifa) – Cruise Control

Lil Wayne (Feat Eminem) – Drop The World

Swag (Feat Gucci Mane) – Ice On Me

Bri Beauty (Feat Weezy, Ron Brownz) – Fill It Up

Melanie Fiona – If It Kills Me

Lil Jon (Feat Clyde Kelly) – Oh What A Night

Flo Rida – I Ain’t Beggin’

Lil Flip – Heartbreaker

Birdman – We Are Young Money

Young Money – Play In My Band

Young Money – Wife Beater

Young Money – Ms. Parker

Mouse – Go For What You Know

Nu Jerzey Devil (Feat Tone Trump) – What It Look Like

Gucci Mane (Feat Pharrell) – Have It All

2 Pistols – Put It In Ya Life

Fella (Feat Plies) – Buddies

Jay Z (Feat Kid Cudi) – Already Home

Sterling Simms – Relax

Camron (Feat Vado) – Ooh Baby

Hurricane Chris – No Worries

Ginuwine – Next Door

Nikki Minaj – Minaj A Trois

Jamie Foxx – Marching On

Sean Garrett (Feat Gucci Mane) – Up In Your Heart

T. Real – Mr. Hit That Hoe

Usher (Feat Nikki Minaj) – Little Freak

Cold Flamez – Slow Motion

Omarion – Code Red

Teriyaki Boyz (Feat Jay Z) – Living The Life

Jamie Foxx (Feat Lil Wayne) – Straight To The Dance Floor

Ray Lavander – Public

Juicy J, Project Pat, & Dorrough – Twerk

Crooked I – Long Beach Wanna Rock

Yo Gotti – Feelin’ Myself

Rico Love – Come Home To You

DMX – Let Me Be Your Angel

Bone Thugs – Roam In Ya Zone

NeYo – Bedroom Walkin’

Shae From Dade (Feat Rick Ross & Lil Wayne) – O Let’s Do It

Young Cash – Choose Me

Cassidy – Wanna Rock

Tayma Loren (Feat The Dream) – Tipsy

Nathan (Feat Flo Rida) – Caught Me Slippin

Maino – Get Em Tiger

Gucci Mane – Smooches

 

 

 

30
Dec
09

You better put that BUMPIT back if you know what’s good for you.

So the girls of The Jersey Shore doused their mugs in a vat of makeup remover to pose sans clownish faces for no apparent reason.

Golf claps for the girls to show face (excluding fake facial tanner that is). But applause nonetheless.

Here’s what was pretty much EXPECTED:

You know, minus Snooki’s attempt at a seductive pose, they actually look pretty CUTE without the remnants of their late night bar brawls all over their mugs.

BUT

Before you, for some unknown reason, TRY to mimic the highly coveted looks please regard the disclaimer:

“I will not walk out of the house without makeup, says Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. Her relationship with bronzer and eyeliner apparently started in the 8th grade. She also rambled on about her typical hairdo…”I never used to see it. Now I see mad girls with poufs!”

Ya’ll don’t wanna piss this chick off.

Be warned bi*ches.

30
Dec
09

Picture Of The Day.

I won’t say it.

I’ll let you come up with YOUR own caption.

30
Dec
09

The Situation.

Bi*ch please.

The ashamed residents of Seaside Heights in New Jersey are HATIN on the way that The Douchebag Diaries Jersey Shore has em pegged.

You mean the fact that all Italians are greasy haired, AXE douched sh*tshows is a stereotype?!

I mean I thought the fact that you could make each individual skin cell glow with tanning lotion as if it was a forest ablaze in Southern California is something that ANYONE would enjoy being associated with?

Anyways, the city recently released a statement trying to SALVAGE any dignity that Snooki hasn’t thrown into the shi**er, along with her upchuck, by claiming that they “did not solicit, promote or participate in the filming” of the show.”

C’mon now.

There’s NO denying the fact that STEREOTYPES, as unecessary as they are, DO arise from somewhere.

Too bad that this time it happens to be from an Oompa Loompa type with big boobies and an aura of skankiness and lack of class that would make Katie Price hide her head.


You don’t see the residents of Surrey cower under their Christian Audiger comforters in embarassment…

Work.


30
Dec
09

Taylor Momsen is so like LEGIT.

So Little J wants ya’ll to know that she’s a WORKAHOLIC and that her pantless ass is totally Profesh.

In a recent INTERVIEW with SevenTEEN magazine, the Gossip Girl hard rawker claims:


Do you think people don’t take you seriously as a musician because you’re an actress?

 

“I think people don’t really take me seriously because I’m 16. And they think most 16-year-olds don’t know what they want to do. But I actually really do, because I’ve been thinking about it since I was 2. And in the world of acting, you have such a stigma put onto you that you [get into this business] for the fame. Fame frankly means nothing. It’s so stupid. Unless you do something great and unless you do something that’s fulfilling to you, what’s the point.”

What would we be surprised to know about you?

 

“I love working. I’m a workaholic, and no one believes it. I’m in the recording studio until three in the morning. I get such a rap for being like Lindsay Lohan – and I hate naming names because she’s really sweet – and I’m really not. I don’t go out. I have no desire to be some tabloid party girl. I’m entirely a loner. I have been my entire life.”

Yeah.

Sounds like me as a teen trying to convince my parents that the boy in my closet was in fact a PANTSUIT crouched in the corner.

30
Dec
09

Drink Up.

Sean P Diddy Combs is SHOWING his concern for someone other than HIMSELF this year by offering up FREE RIDES for drunk asses on NYE.

Partygoers in Vegas and NYC are the lucky fu*kers to get blessed by Comb’s generosity tomorrow night, as he will be passing out SUBWAY and TAXI vouchers as part of the cities’ Safe Rides programs.

Don’t think you can get sh*tfu*kd and cruise around town playing tag in taxicabs though, people will recieve taxi vouchers for up to 15 bucks and bus fare at $2.25.

Sh*t.

If Diddy paid for my bus ride I wouldn’t be so pissed off sitting next to some chick throwing up into her lap which my bus driver plays Mahjong on his iPhone.

Says Diddy,

New York stands as the world’s icon for a New Year’s Eve celebration and Las Vegas is the biggest party destination in the country. By bringing this program to both of these great cities we will continue to show the rest of the country that a sophisticated holiday celebration doesn’t end when the ball drops, but when everyone gets home safely.”

Word.

30
Dec
09

VEG’N out.

So PETA has picked their MAN and WOMAN of the YEAR for 2009.

Talk show COMEDIENNE Ellen Degeneres & FASHIONISTA Tim Gunn throw it up to the Vegetarians after being given the honor.

Ellen’s been chowin on the green since 2008 and Tim is well known for his FAUX fashion.

I’m just GLAD that we didn’t have to witness PETA member Pamela Anderson trying to rock a lettuce leaf without showing off her v*g.

Just Sayin’




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