Posts Tagged ‘Khloe Kardashian

09
Jun
10

your daily kk.

The KK’s taking a bite out of the Big Apple.

Khloe probably used that phrase to bend over and pretend to bite Kim’s ass.

Her sexual actions with her sisters have always made me wonder…or is it her jaw structure…?

Only time will tell.

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04
Jun
10

just hungry.

So Khloe Kardashian is claiming that NO. She’s not pregnant.

Just fat.

Hey. Her words. Not mine.

Via Celebrity-Gossip.Net,

“Shooting down rumors of a baby on board, Khloe Kardashian bluntly stated “I’m just fat” when questioned if congratulations were in order.

The E! reality beauty was approached and asked about the subject by reporters while watching husband Lamar Odom and the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA Finals last night (June 3) at Staples Center.

“As for the on-court action, Khloe tells, “It’s exciting and an honor to see Lamar here. I’m like the proud mom, like, cheering him on and screaming.”

Then asked about how her relationship with Lamar is going, Miss Kardashian answered, “We’re doing great.”

That sneaky b*tch.

She’s just covering her tracks for when she does indeed end up eating the baby after mistaking it for a chocolate log.

Just call her Crafty Khloe.

01
Jun
10

fe fi fo fum. there’s a baby in this one.

Khloe Kardashian is pregnant.

And regardless of what you think, it’s not with triplets. She’s just tall. Leave her alone.

Via Radar Online,

“Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby,” a source close to the family tells RadarOnline.com. “Lamar is happy and ecstatic” about having a baby with Khloe.
The source tells RadarOnline.com that the family is elated by the news.
“Khloe is having cravings of fruit and ice cream,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “They’re really happy, but Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year.”

“Inspired by Kourtney having a baby”? That’s all it took huh…?

How about “inspired by all the cheques b*tch was cashing after her pimping out the kid to anyone with a camera.”?

I don’t know about you, but I’d spend every second of my life on my back if I got paid for it.

Errr…yeah. Speaking of that, they must have my address wrong. I haven’t received any of those cheques yet. Mustve gotten lost in the mail.

¬†Anyways, congratulations to her. It’s only a matter of time till Kim sneaks into the Saints locker room to swipe whatever was left on the shower floor, and only a matter of time till Khloe mistakes the baby for a chocolate log.

28
May
10

your daily kk.

The KK’s in the new issue of VEGAS magazine…

Loves it. They look so fresh faced and naturally beautiful.

I have nothing else.The airbrushing jokes are getting dry.

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20
May
10

YOUR DAILY KK.

KK at the Lakers game trying her darndest to not jump out of her seat and clobber one of the cheerleaders on the head with a bottle of QuickTrim.

She’s not just a pretty face ya know.

She can dance too.

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18
May
10

lakers lovers.

I would have had difficulties putting one foot in front of the other with Megan Fox within 6 ft. of me, let alone scoring a goal..

But Khloe Kardashian was also at yesterday’s playoffs¬†to balance sh*t out and help regain focus.

Heh.

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12
May
10

your daily kk.

The KK’s at the Kitson launch for their new jewelery line, VSAVirgins, Saints, & Anglels.

Or SSDSkanks, Sinners & Devils.

Whatever it’s called.*

*Loves them from the depths of my heart. Mwah!

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