This chick, Noemie Lenoir apparently tried committing suicide a couple of days ago.
Why?
Maybe she was sick of people calling her hot and not looking at her inner beauty or something.
Trust me, I’m not cracking a joke. I feel this way all the time. I’m serious…
Via the Daily Mail,
French supermodel Noemie Lenoir was recovering in hospital tonight after being found unconscious beside a pile of pills and an empty spirits bottle after apparently trying to commit suicide. The 30-year-old, who has become a household name in the UK after spearheading an advertising campaign for Marks & Spencer, was found lying in a forest in La Celle-Saint-Cloud, on the outskirts of Paris.
Ms Lenoir originally called the emergency services herself on Sunday afternoon, saying she ‘felt very ill’, but then made a second call cancelling an ambulance. She was then seen staggering towards the nearby wood, where she was found by a passer-by out walking his dog.
“After coming to, Noemie was in a state of great distress and clearly very ill,” said a source close to the model. “She had clearly attempted to harm herself and had fallen unconscious,” said the source, who said the pills and empty bottle were lying next to Ms Lenoir.
“She was rushed to a nearby hospital and treated for the effects of poisoning. It seems that she may have tried to commit suicide as a cry for help. She’s now in a far better condition and recovering.”
See fat ugly people have it so easy. They figure they might as well enjoy life by horking donuts and burgers because they’re already fat and ugly.
Models have it tough. When those 12 carrot sticks a day start to add up you know that your days as a person of any significance are limited.*
*Calm down, I’m joking. People shouldn’t try killing themselves. It’s not f*cking cool.
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