Lindsay LOLohan’s SCRAM fashion piece went off this past weekend during one of the MTV Movie Awards after parties at Las Palmas…
Poor b*tch. I can imagine how hard it would be to actually have to face the world SOBER.
“Whoa. You mean people only have ONE face?! What the?!”
“It remains unclear whether alcohol was detected in her system or if the device was tampered with. Either one would alert authorities.
Lohan, 23, could face jail time if the judge in her case rules that the actress violated the conditions of her bail – which include abstaining from alcohol and submitting to random drug testing. Judge Marsha Revel is expected to receive the SCRAM report soon, the source says, and could order Lohan in for an immediate bail revocation hearing.”
Man, leave her alone. Take her in when she finally gives up and decides to gnaw her ankle off.