the people who wear expensive clothes awards.

AKA the CFDA Awards were held last night in NYC, and yes Sarah Jessica Parker was there. And NO, she didn’t wear a headdress.

Marc Jacobs was deservingly handed the Womenswear Designer of the Year award and other winners consisted of Alexis Bittar for her jewelery designs, Michael Kors for the Lifetime Achievement Award and Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen for those kids who don’t talk to Uncle Jesse anymore because they charge $400 for a shirt.

Oh and might I add, Whitney Port should always wear makeup. She looks AMAZING without that staple ghastly look on her face.

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sexy in london.

The ladies were in London for the UK Premiere of Sex And The City 2 last night…

Loves the outfits.

Loves Kim Cattrall. You know she just got rubbed down by a dapper young gent of just 21.

Sigh.

She can.

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aw f*ck it.

I love this b*tch.

Now that I’m ALMOST positive that she is indeed a woman, after seeing these pictures…

Anyways, I have a feeling it was just one of those days for Lady Gaga. You know, when normal women just wanna throw on a pair of sweatpants and a baseball cap because they don’t want to put much effort into conjuring up an outfit.

It’s the SAME way with Gaga. She couldn’t come up with a circus show to wear so she said “f*ck it” and left the house in a bra and panties.

Now that’s what I call Taylor Momsen low MAINTENANCE.

My kinda girl.

FASHION WINNERS AND FAILURES AT THE MET GALA.

Check out the gallery of the MET attendees last night…

Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks wore a 3rd boob, and Jennifer Lopez looked like the bronzed goddess she always is…

Anyways, judge for yourselves.

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the sh*tty.

Here are The City girls, Whitney Port, Olivia Palermo and Roxy Olin, at the DKMS 4th Annual Gala: Linked Against Leukemia benefit in NYC…

Considering Olivia acts just like she looks, she had no desire to support Whitney in her fashion ventures…

“I was not so surprised by that. Olivia and I have never really been the best of friends. You know, at the time, yes, I was a little bit hurt because it wouldn’t have really taken that much for her to interview me for elle.com, and as a “journalist” or whatever she is for the magazine, your opinion doesn’t really matter.”

B*tch, just be happy she hasn’t crossstitched your fingers to your ass with a sewing machine.

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picture of the day.

I’ll leave ya’ll today with Amber on her daily HO STROLL…

And just when you thought you had seen it all….

Bam.

I’ve got you covered.

Cavi.

Here’s some PICS from the launch of CAVI Clothing’s Spring 2010 lunch at Macy’s. Adrienne Baillon & Teyana Taylor are the clotheswhores…

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That’s nice.

 

fashion fiend.

Loves the TOP Beyonce’ wore at Coachella this past weekend…

It’s from Thomas Wylde (loves his stuff) and retails for about $650US.

Yeah, Bey probably decided to skip the lobster shins at lunch that day, while I’m contemplating skipping paying for gas and instead throwing on some Nikes for this sh*t.

*Info and images via NecoleBitchie.

nice try.

The Jersey Shore Guidettes are in the May issue of Harper’s Bazaar trying to act like proper ladies, which, can I say is a huge mindf*ck in itself. I’m honestly so frazzled that I think I might have to take the day off, have some hot tea and just go lie down…

Really?! Who do they think they’re trying to FOOL?

We all know that J Woww is just dying to put her tube top back on and go grind on the photographer, and Sammi Sweetheart probably just came back from blubbering away in the washoom about how Ronnie “just doesn’t get it and how he keeps making her sad.”

Snooki on the other hand is having a f*cking blast just counting the amount of comped tanning sessions she can get with this gig. And I’m going out on a limb here by thinking that she can actually count, so I hope she doesn’t let me down.

(Not gonna lie, this 2nd picture throws me off a little because they look so LADYLIKE.

(Again, don’t be fooled my friends, refer to the above comments).

M-I-C-K-EEK.

Ciara and The Dream were spotted at the Hawks game this past weekend.

That’s nice.

I’m just REALLY wanting those Mickey Mouse Adidas kicks she’s rockin…

Eek.

http://hypebeast.com/2010/03/jeremy-scott-adidas-originals-originals-2010-springsummer-mickey-hi/