Posts Tagged ‘Sandra Bullock


how unfortunate.

So according to his sister, apparently Jesse James’ father did hit him. Which was clearly a green light for him to hit all the random c*ochie to ever fall into his lap.

And clearly he’s ashamed about it.

Because underneath that smile, all he’s thinking about is all the p*ssy he got sorrow.

Via E! News,

“I saw it,” she says. “I lived there with my dad, and he was very aggressive with Jesse and I. He did abuse Jesse.”
Julie England tells E! News that Janina wasn’t even married to their father at the time and, in her opinion, they’re speaking out now to cash in on the headline-making opportunity.
“I think they are giving their stories to make money,” says Julie. “Janina was married to my dad when we were teenagers. She doesn’t know how angry my dad used to get with us. I don’t know why she would speak out.”
“My [birth] mom had to be my mother and my father,” she says. “She would back us up. She would do anything for her kids.”


Don’t know who to believe here but Bombshell McGee’s tattoo artist is probably the only one with the expertise to tattoo a bank machine onto this chick’s ass.

You know. For all the money she got for that sob story.







jesse james lies.

Huh?? What?! Neverrrrrrrrr.

Via TMZ,

“Janina James Coan, who was involved with Jesse’s dad since Jesse was 6, tells TMZ she was “appalled” by what Jesse said about Larry James during the “Nightline” interview.
Coan says, “Larry was the most caring father, the kindest father who would do anything for anybody. He loved Jesse to death and would brag about him all the time.”
Coan does say, however, that Jesse and his dad don’t get along. The tension started, she claims, when Jesse was 16. She claims Jesse’s dad found out his son and a friend allegedly robbed a Fotomat and called the cops on him. Coan says Jesse ended up in juvenile hall and was very upset that his dad turned him in.”

Ahhhh. How terrible.

Now what’s Fotomat?



damn. why didn’t i think of that…?!

Here’s an excerpt from Jesse James’ interview with Nightline

or as Tiger Woods would call it, “fuuuuuuuuu*k, why couldn’t come up with that?!?!”


“I was a terrorized kid,” James, 41, said about beatings he received from his father. “I was petrified of my dad … It wasn’t so much getting the sh– beat out of me or getting my arm broken or getting kicked or whatever or punched, it was the in-between time. It was the fear of that happening again.”
As a result of his lack of self-worth, he said, “I grew up with a huge amount of shame and fear and abandonment on my shoulders from a very young age, and I think, you know, the way my mind rationalized [cheating], ‘Well, you know, I might as well do whatever I can to like run her off, ’cause she is going to find out what I am anyway and leave me anyway.'”

Ohhhh okay.

So all those times my Mom patted my ass with a wooden spoon cancels out that time I slept with that chick’s boyfriend…right? Riiiight…?!

Ok. Ok. BoyfriendS.



just shutup and be pretty.

Hey I don’t have Robert Pattinson’s fangs tattooed across my ass or keep a picture of him in my wallet or anything, but even I think these two are a couple of greedy b*tches.

Via the Hollywood Reporter,

“We may have a situation where one of them is thrown out on the street to make a point,” says a source close to the dealmaking.
So are we headed for a recasting on the final “Twilight”?
There is precedent for such a tactic. After the success of the first film, Summit axed Rachelle Lefevre, who played Victoria, in part because her reps played hardball on money and scheduling. (Bryce Dallas Howard got the job instead.) Now, two films into the series, even the minor Twilighters (Lutz in particular) have become sought-after stars, so it makes sense they’d want to be paid more for the final film. But we’re told that the offers from Summit — which are said to be at least 10 times what the actors made on the first movie — were deemed “offensive” given the mega-money the franchise has generated.”

I honestly don’t even know who this chick is in the movie. I thought she just posed naked in some magazine or something.

And when Kellan Lutz isn’t posing in his underwear, I don’t notice him at all. I thought he was just boning someone who WAS in the movie.

So b*tches PLEASE.

Snooki would play a bigger role in one of these flicks. At least you wouldn’t be able to miss her in a frame.




Sandra Bullock was caught by the paps this weekend on one of her first sightings after adopting her new baby…

She doesn’t look sketch at all, although if she was caught walking around in stripper heels and a Curly Sue wig she’d still look normal compared to the tattooed blowup dolls her husband was boning.

Plus she doesn’t have herpes.

THAT’S the kicker.




right, we’re all judging sandy…

Jesse James released a STATEMENT to PEOPLE today in response to his soon to be EX WIFE, Sandra Bullock filing for DIVORCE.

I’m surprised that this guy wasn’t busy getting sucked off in his garage so props to him for putting his mouth to use AND no using your teeth to extract random objects from your mistress’ ass doesn’t count.

I don’t care if there was no time to go to the emergency room.


On the PR baby:
“The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart.”

On the divorce:
“Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go.”

On trying to be the best husband to the woman he just said he let go:
“I have always taken great pride in proving people wrong. That time has come once again to show that I am not what everyone says I am. I know in my heart that I can be the best father possible to my four children, and the mate Sandy deserves, and realize that this is an incredible mountain to climb.”

On honoring the deal everyone made before calling People:
“I ask that you please do not judge Sandy for the things I have done. She has done no wrong. She played no part in any of this. She has been an amazing wife, mother, and best friend, for the over 6 years we have been together.”

Yes, we’re all looking to judge your Oscar winning wife over your obsession with women who would f*ck 4 legged animals if they had money.


sandra bullock: swm.

Sandra Bullock adopted a BAYBAY yesterday, now categorizing herself as “single mom,” as well as “woman whose husband likes Nazi p*ssy.”


“Were you aware of any interest [Jesse] may have had in white supremacy or Nazism?”
Bullock responded, “The photo shocked me and made me sad. This is not the man I married. This was stupid, this was ignorant. Racism, anti-Semitism, sexism, homophobia, anything Nazi and a boatload of other things have no place in my life.”
Bullock added, “And the man I married felt the same.”
As for her newly adopted African-American baby, Bullock told the magazine she arranged for the child to have a bris — the Jewish circumcision ceremony.

Look at that kid’s face. You know he’s going to grow up only to roll up on Jesse James one day and stuff a Swastika up his ass.


Who you callin a TWIT?

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