So it took me like 8 minutes to figure out all the fuss about this picture.
Really, Lady Gaga can bend over and take a sh*t on a crowded plane and no one would notice, but a nip slip?
People would be all over it.
If she ever wants to cut down the slack she recieves on her outlandish outfits she should just stand next to a naked weiner.
Or take off her pants. Same thing.
Wait. What?
Katherine Heigl was in this last season of Grey’s Anatomy?
What did she play? A corpse?
Via E!
“After the two-hour Grey’s Anatomy finale a few weeks ago, we said Emmys should be given to everyone in the cast for that episode. But funny, so far we’ve only heard of Katherine Heigl submitting her name in the Emmy race for Best Supporting Actress.
You’re probably wondering what she submitted her name for, considering she rarely appeared in Grey’s this season. And when we ran into Eric Dane over the weekend he was asking the same thing:
Reporters asked Eric what he thought of Katherine putting her name in for Best Supporting Actress. His response: “For what?”
“Um, for Grey’s Anatomy,” we gently reminded him on the carpet at the 9th Annual Chrysalis Ball, where he was there with his equally good lookin’ wife Rebecca Gayheart.
“Oh,” Dane said catching himself. “It’s great! Fantastic! I love it! Why?”
Who does this b*tch think she is? That’s like me putting myself in the race just for watching the damn show.
Crook.
She should just be happy that the producers haven’t shunned her from the industry. Or even worse, replaced her with a Victoria’s Secret model.
*cough Michael Bay cough*
Regardless of the consensus this chick fainted during a Trey Songz concert, not from eating Big Mac’s for breakfast 7 days a week.
Although I wouldn’t hesitate to challenge that.
Lindsay Lohan’s trying to fool us into thinking she doesn’t have a HUGE f*cking book of utterly nonsensical excuses as to why she can’t just be a normal human being.
Her latest scheme?
She got her oh so wise Mother to try and cover for her. Lindsay c’mon. You might not be able to read real people books, but I’m sure you can understand your own cryptic writing.
“Cat. Pee. Tell I wasn’t really me. Twin evil sister. Kidnap. Gogglie Goo.”
“Hehehe this’ll fool em.”
Via The New York Post,
“[Lindsay] was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine.”
God. I could have used her as a Mom for parts of my life that I’m now not too proud to admit. “Oh you drove while drunk and crashed into a mailbox honey? No, no, no, wipe those tears away, it was that f*cking mailbox’s fault. We’ll get him!”
Actually….no. Nevermind. I love you Mom.
Paris Hilton at the airport before jetting off to Brazil.
I can’t think of a better candidate for those pants.
This is what Lady Gaga wore to her younger sister’s graduation:
This poor b*tch. Not Gaga. Her sister.
After all those years of furthering her education and all that hard work, everyone takes one look at your sister and you turn into “that f*cking weird chick with the freak sister whose not sure whether to sit or stand when she pees.”
All those accomplishements go down the sh*tter. And now people think you’re Satan.
And my sister complained about the color of lipstick I wore to her ceremony. What now b*tch?!
So Kanye West had his Porsche Panamera Turbo stolen while vacationing in Hawaii.
It’s $133 000, which is HUGE to all you common folk. But to me and Kayne…ain’t no thang but a chicken wang.
Via The New York Times,
“Neighbors reported hearing a “tremendous” crash and seeing three men running from the wrecked sports car.
“I walked over to see if anyone was dead or people in the car because I could smell liquids and I could hear them draining and no one was there,” said neighbor Chris Cooper.
West is in Hawaii recording a new album, but sources told AllHipHop News the rapper was traveling when the high-performance car crashed through the garage of the house early Saturday morning. Local TV stations reported West left his ride in the care of a cousin – and that it was reported stolen shortly before the wreck.”
F*cking cousin hey?
If this happened to go down in Surrey there would be no mention of any “cousin.”
Because he’d be six feet under already.
“Cousin? Now what now?”
That is if anyone even listens to Katy Perry. (Not her singing, her speaking).
If I were a dude that is. Nah, or a girl. I just wouldn’t be able to focus on listening to her with “HOLY F*CK SHE HAS HUGE T*TS!!!” screaming in my ears.
Anyways, she took to her Twitter regarding Lady Gaga’s new video for “Alejandro.”
“Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.”
Ouch Katy Perry. Them some fighting words.
Too bad all people heard were a couple of t*tties bouncing against each other.
Motorboat!
At least she burned a couple calories dragging the chair into the lineup.
If that’s not enough reason for a extra thick milkshake on the side I don’t know what is.
JenneLALA. 
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