Posts Tagged ‘Reggie Bush

03
Jun
10

kim’s back in business.

And by business I literally mean BUSINESS.

Do you know how much she made on her LAST sex tape? Back then she was Paris Hilton’s personal bag holder. Just think of all the $$ she’ll rake in if she came out with one now. You know, because she’s famous and all.

Anyways, she was snapped out on a date in El Lay with some dude whose not Black and I dunno if I like her hooking up with someone whose not an athlete. I have high standards for her. (Minus all that sex tape stuff I mean).

Weird right?

He’s sub par. But at least he won’t blend into the background when the cameras are rolling.

Oh I joke. I loves my KK. I honestly think she’s trying to get back at the shots of Reggie out with that cleaning lady tramp of his. She’s a mastermind, she is.

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03
Jun
10

yes. this is right on the money.

…and she’s pregnant with a monkey. And she’s a dude. And her a** is fake.

Not only is OK! magazine claiming that the Bush and the Tush are back together, they’re also saying that Kim is trying to steal Khloe’s thunder planning a wedding.

Via Ok! Magazine,

“His mother does not want her son dating someone who has a sex tape out there.” said our source and added “He is such a mamma’s boy; he will never marry her because she would disown him. Our source tells us Reggie is very close to his mother and she never liked Kim the entire time they dated. “He respects his mother’s opinion and would take that into account before even his own feelings, so he will never marry Kim.”

“Kim is so caught up in the whole Hollywood thing, and that’s totally not Reggie’s scene,” said a source. “He’s a jock, he’s a ball player, that’s his career and his life, and he just feels that Kim doesn’t fit 100 percent into that.

“Kim is the one who is in love with Reggie,” she said, unfortunately Reggie doesn’t feel the same way. Reggie is most concerned about losing the Heisman Trophy because of a NCAA probe of USC’s football program. “His last concern is Kim Kardashian right now.”

Ouch.

You know, all I have to say about this is I – *BREAKING NEWS. BREAKING NEWS. Kim Kardashian releases new sex tape and 30 high def. glossies of her in a bathing suit. While balancing a cup on her a**.

Yeah. And that’s all I have to say about that.

01
Jun
10

whose behind the bush…?

So Reggie Bush was snapped trolling around with some chick that is SUPPOSEDLY Kim K’s replacement.

Pshht. B*tch please.

Kim would never be caught dead wearing something that doesn’t showcase her ass. And footballers would never be caught dead boning someone who wears as much clothes as this chick’s wearing.

She’s probably his cleaning lady.

Tramp.

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and NEW bikini pics of KK will be seen in 5,4,3,2…

30
Mar
10

Damn. Why couldn’t i have run out of tape?!

So in efforts to take the blame away from Saint, Reggie Bush, some gossip Queens are saying that it was the INFAMOUS Kim K/Ray J sex tape that broke up The Bush and The Tush 

 

Because watching your girlfriend get plowed by her ex isn’t all that much of a turn on?? 

You don’t say? 

Via X17,

Reggie Bush ultimately dumped Kim Kardashian because of her 2007 sex tape with then-boyfriend Ray J, a source close to the couple tells X17online exclusively.

According to our source, “Reggie’s mom just could not get over the fact that Kim had a sex tape. Reggie and his family are very conservative, and he told Kim that a marriage is never going to happen between them because of the tape.” This is something that Kim’s family has known for years, especially sisters Khloe and Kourtney.

Well okay. Let’s look at the bright side in all this. If it wasn’t for that sex tape Kim Kardashian would barely be known for nothing other than her eyebrows.

 

And I wouldn’t have a purpose in life.

See.  

Let’s turn these negatives into positives people.
 
 

29
Mar
10

oh put a needle in it.

Really Demi Moore?*

Just because you have WRINKLES doesn’t mean that you’re WISER than everyone else.

That just means you’re surgeon needs to step his game up.

Anyways, I fully support my busty behinded chum Kimmy K in the following Twitter debacle:

 Kim: “Big pimpin w @SerenajWilliams @LaLaVazquez @Kelly_Rowland Love u girls!'”

Demi to Kim: Are you using the word “pimpin” as in pimping? RT @KimKardashian: Big pimpin w @SerenaJWilliams @LaLaVazquez  Kim to Demi: Doesn’t everyone? LOL

Demi to Kim: No disrespect I love a girls night out but a pimp and pimping is nothing more than a slave owner!

Kim to Demi: Nothing wrong with dancing to Big Pimpin’ by Jay Z in the club! Having a girls night out, gotta love that song!

Demi to Kim: Yeah but a pimp is nothing more than a slave owner! if we want to end slavery we need to stop glorifying the “pimp” culture

Demi to whoever was listening: Just so ya’ll are clear I like @KimKardashian I was just making a point about how we have used a word and desensitized the real meaning. Clearly I stirred up a s**t storm, but 2 create change U have 2 be willing 2 take a risk and be willing 2 provoke thought & conversation

Kim to Demi: Good point!I agree! It was just a song not literal”

Great.

Now that we can let Kim go back to making Reggie jealous, Demi can go back to scolding Ashton for picking his nose.

*Yes the above unflattering pictures were posted of Demi just to make her look worse than she actually does.

I’m a b*tch.

29
Mar
10

your daily sigh.

One of the bikini shots Kim K posted on Twitter this weekend in hopes of reminding her ex of what he’s missing out on.

Meanwhile Reggie Bush is trying not to bruise himself on the TP dispenser while boning some chick in a Hooters bathroom stall…

26
Mar
10

Sigh.

This is in NO way to be mistaken with “Your Daily Sigh.”

This is purely a SIGH of exasperation.

Kimmy must be pissed…that the chick Reggie is allegedly boning doesn’t even wear HD foundation.

Has he no standards?

And like, maybe she should pop some QuickTrim, because her like, thighs, look thunderous.

B*tch.

 

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