Archive for November, 2009

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Nov
09

Grady SIZEmore.

Really no PUN intended.

His last name REALLY is just one BIG coincidence.

Ahem.

Anyways, the Cleveland Indians’ Grady Sizemore had some secksay PERSONAL pictures “leaked” by his Playmate GF Brittany Banger Binger.

Why can’t all Facebook & MySpace pictures look like this??

On the other hand, I am no LONGER the Queen of taking pictures of herself in the bathroom.

That b*tch!

Check out the NSFW pics in the GALLERY below:
Really.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

 

 

I’ll bet everything those bottles of lotion are EMPTY.

Just Sayin’

30
Nov
09

She’ll be strutting the Runway in no time…

Heidi Klum Samuel and Seal debuted their NEW baby girl on Seal’s OFFICIAL website over the weekend.

Too cute.

I love little Halfers.

30
Nov
09

The Uglier the Bettier…

Looks like the NEW season of Ugly Betty is doin pretty shi**y.

As Betty gets prettier, the ratings get uglier, having Leno repeats attract more viewers than the new episodes.

Too bad.

Even the EYE candy on the show (Eek Eric Mabius Eek) can’t keep the show AFLOAT.

 

30
Nov
09

Quatchi scores himself a Hilton.

It’s OFFICIAL.

Paris Hilton has now fu*ked around with every living thing on the Planet.

I hope Quatchi had a bottle of One Step on him.

 Princess P was in Whistler at the INVITATION of some rich dude, Doug stayed in LA most likely afraid that he would freeze in his frilly PINK tutu.

 

 

 

30
Nov
09

At least his names not KFed.

So RUMORS were flying that The Queen of cut offs and Cheetos was recently ENGAGED to beau/agent Jason Trawick this past weekend in Australia.

Apparently they’re CONFIRMED false and Kevin Federline can breathe a sigh of relief (or pass gas) that he won’t be put to SHAME by a slimmer, smarter, more talented version of himself.

Really the GUY is nothing like K Fat but I’m just sayin’ that as long as he can wipe Caramel Macchiato’s off Britney’s tank tops and assure her she’s swell, he’ll make do.

He seems pretty stable. Yet, anyone with a bank account and the ability to keep his paunch at bay blows K Fed out of the water, although I’m sure it’s a similar effect to what happens when he cannonballs into the deep end of a swimming pool.

 

30
Nov
09

Your Daily Sigh.

 

Um Jesus Luz proves he has TALENTS other than being Madonna’s butt boy and DJing.

No. That isn’t his $20 allowance stuffed in his manties.

30
Nov
09

Oh those Kardashians…

I must SAY that I do LOVE these famewhoring sisters, but their attempts to pull Cavalli sheaths over our eyes are easily visible.

If I had nothing BETTER to do than stay at home and twiddle around on my iPhotoshophalfmybodyfat MAC program I’d probably try to PULL a similar stunt.

On the other hand, ACTUALLY jumping on a treadmill and working your ass off might work JUST as well.

One of these things is not LIKE the otherrrrrrrrrr……….”




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