Grady SIZEmore.

Really no PUN intended.

His last name REALLY is just one BIG coincidence.

Ahem.

Anyways, the Cleveland Indians’ Grady Sizemore had some secksay PERSONAL pictures “leaked” by his Playmate GF Brittany Banger Binger.

Why can’t all Facebook & MySpace pictures look like this??

On the other hand, I am no LONGER the Queen of taking pictures of herself in the bathroom.

That b*tch!

Check out the NSFW pics in the GALLERY below:
Really.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

 

 

I’ll bet everything those bottles of lotion are EMPTY.

Just Sayin’

She’ll be strutting the Runway in no time…

Heidi Klum Samuel and Seal debuted their NEW baby girl on Seal’s OFFICIAL website over the weekend.

Too cute.

I love little Halfers.

The Uglier the Bettier…

Looks like the NEW season of Ugly Betty is doin pretty shi**y.

As Betty gets prettier, the ratings get uglier, having Leno repeats attract more viewers than the new episodes.

Too bad.

Even the EYE candy on the show (Eek Eric Mabius Eek) can’t keep the show AFLOAT.

 

Quatchi scores himself a Hilton.

It’s OFFICIAL.

Paris Hilton has now fu*ked around with every living thing on the Planet.

I hope Quatchi had a bottle of One Step on him.

 Princess P was in Whistler at the INVITATION of some rich dude, Doug stayed in LA most likely afraid that he would freeze in his frilly PINK tutu.

 

 

 

At least his names not KFed.

So RUMORS were flying that The Queen of cut offs and Cheetos was recently ENGAGED to beau/agent Jason Trawick this past weekend in Australia.

Apparently they’re CONFIRMED false and Kevin Federline can breathe a sigh of relief (or pass gas) that he won’t be put to SHAME by a slimmer, smarter, more talented version of himself.

Really the GUY is nothing like K Fat but I’m just sayin’ that as long as he can wipe Caramel Macchiato’s off Britney’s tank tops and assure her she’s swell, he’ll make do.

He seems pretty stable. Yet, anyone with a bank account and the ability to keep his paunch at bay blows K Fed out of the water, although I’m sure it’s a similar effect to what happens when he cannonballs into the deep end of a swimming pool.

 

Your Daily Sigh.

 

Um Jesus Luz proves he has TALENTS other than being Madonna’s butt boy and DJing.

No. That isn’t his $20 allowance stuffed in his manties.

Oh those Kardashians…

I must SAY that I do LOVE these famewhoring sisters, but their attempts to pull Cavalli sheaths over our eyes are easily visible.

If I had nothing BETTER to do than stay at home and twiddle around on my iPhotoshophalfmybodyfat MAC program I’d probably try to PULL a similar stunt.

On the other hand, ACTUALLY jumping on a treadmill and working your ass off might work JUST as well.

One of these things is not LIKE the otherrrrrrrrrr……….”

As if the title of “Woman Beater” wasn’t bad enough.

Chris Brown really CAN’T help himself can he?

It’s like he’s LOVING the negative attention the WORLD is giving him and MOCKING the sh*t out of it.

This IDIOT.

Over the weekend he was on Sirius promoting his new single “I Can Transform Ya” at Shade 45 and made this LOLtastic comment to DJ Whoo Kid:

“If I came back with a wack record, it might have been a wrap. It’s like when R. Kelly went through his situation; he put out his album and he had his record and people really listened to his music and it was like, ‘Wow.’

First of all coming out with a HOT single isn’t going to make people forget that you like to smack a bi*ch around. Just because you’re crooning about taking a chick home from the club doesn’t mean it’s ok to punch her in the face as an early morning send off.

In that case, every child molester, 1st degree murderer and pedophile should have belted out a QUICK song & dance to “Kiss Kiss” in the courtroom.

Second, he couldnt’ have PICKED more of a MORON to compare himself to.

Somehow being grouped in with the likes of Ike Turner and Bobby Brown seems more appealing than being on the same level as someone who videotapes himself pissing on underage females.

 

 

She’s the Kung Fu panda…

Holy FREAK.

This is one of the BEST remixes I’ve heard in a long TIME.

It’s off of Lil Wayne’s No Ceilings Mixtape and it remixes Beyonce’s Sweet Dreams with Nikki Minaj spitting FIRE on the track.

It’s been on REPLAY for weeks.

This chick sounds like a Hoodrat Barbie.

Check it out for YOURSELF:

The Lady is A Vamp.

And if you’re like me and LIVE your life with your iPhone, you can BE one too.

Yeah.

I’ve always wanted to see what I’d look like cold, half dead and lifeless with blood running from my face.

I just DIDN’T have it in me to throw myself in front of an oncoming 18 wheeler at rush hour.

Luckily YOU don’t have to succumb to bodily injuries either, since Twilighter Peter Facinelli is LAUNCHING an iPhone APP which allows you to morph youself into a Vampire at the swipe of a dainty finger.

It’s his 2nd APP, and its called fu*king obsessed Vampire Transformer.

Check out the PICS that he created himself:

Just in time for the Holidays.

AND I thought I had RUN out of Xmas card ideas.