Posts Tagged ‘Modelicious

14
May
10

snapped.

Alessandra Ambrosio just being a regular mom at the park.

A regular mom with a massive modelling contract and really long legs.

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13
May
10

snapped.

Marisa Miller for Big Brothers & Sisters of America Harley.

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13
May
10

you have got to be kidding me…

This chick, Noemie Lenoir apparently tried committing suicide a couple of days ago.

Why?
Maybe she was sick of people calling her hot and not looking at her inner beauty or something.

Trust me, I’m not cracking a joke. I feel this way all the time. I’m serious…

Via the Daily Mail,

French supermodel Noemie Lenoir was recovering in hospital tonight after being found unconscious beside a pile of pills and an empty spirits bottle after apparently trying to commit suicide. The 30-year-old, who has become a household name in the UK after spearheading an advertising campaign for Marks & Spencer, was found lying in a forest in La Celle-Saint-Cloud, on the outskirts of Paris.

Ms Lenoir originally called the emergency services herself on Sunday afternoon, saying she ‘felt very ill’, but then made a second call cancelling an ambulance. She was then seen staggering towards the nearby wood, where she was found by a passer-by out walking his dog.

“After coming to, Noemie was in a state of great distress and clearly very ill,” said a source close to the model. “She had clearly attempted to harm herself and had fallen unconscious,” said the source, who said the pills and empty bottle were lying next to Ms Lenoir.

“She was rushed to a nearby hospital and treated for the effects of poisoning. It seems that she may have tried to commit suicide as a cry for help. She’s now in a far better condition and recovering.”

See fat ugly people have it so easy. They figure they might as well enjoy life by horking donuts and burgers because they’re already fat and ugly.

Models have it tough. When those 12 carrot sticks a day start to add up you know that your days as a person of any significance are limited.*

 

*Calm down, I’m joking. People shouldn’t try killing themselves. It’s not f*cking cool.

 

12
May
10

ha! dropping out of high school was worth it b*tchessss.

Marisa Miller was given FHM’s #1 spot in the 100 Women To Jerk Off To 100 Sexiest Women In The World annual poll yesterday…

I’m actually not hating on her one bit. If dropping out of school to pose half naked won me an award like that, I wouldn’t mind not being able to spell double sylabell words. The only doubles that would matter would be my t*ts.

What’s she gonna need simple grammatical skills for anyway? Spelling out her bra size?

I think not.

Oh and Katy Perry was also named MAXIM’s Sexiest Woman In The World

I have a feeling that this qualification was given to her based on her creativity and musical talent. Not on the fact that she has boobs that are the size of midgets.

And speaking of midgets, Snooki got gypped. I mean, she should have at least made it on ONE of these lists.

Not because she’s hot or anything, but because we’d get to see a little person run amock in fury after the editors realized that they’d made a mistake.

Angry midgets = Good fun.

 

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10
May
10

snapped.

Victoria’s Secret model, Marisa Miller hosting a pool party at Wet Republic over the weekend.

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She should have given Audrina her coverup.

30
Apr
10

snapped.

Alessandra Ambrosio in a new magazine spread just being herself…

Just looks so tough…

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13
Apr
10

gui-don’t.

Here I thought Bar Rafeali was a classy lady, all refined and stuff, even half naked, she always has this wholesomeness about her.

But after seeing her chomp on The Situation’s hoagie, I somehow feel really dirty looking at her in her underwear. But it probably has more to do with the fact he actually unzipped his pants.

That Mike takes initiative.

Anyways, props to these idiots for getting a GIG with someone who isn’t a BLOWUP doll.




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