Posts Tagged ‘Megan Fox

09
Jun
10

snapped.

That panty chick who replaced Megan Fox in Transformers 3, Rosie whatever and boyfriend Jason Statham out for lunch in LA.

Jason Statham ain’t no Brian Austin Green. That’s for damn sure.

And I don’t know if that’s a compliment or not.

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03
Jun
10

megan fox is busy.

Megan Fox is still dry humping her boyfriend in a bikini.

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She has a lot of spare time you see. Until she gets those movie offers that’ll make Michael Bay wish he had never gotten rid of her. Which are coming by the way. It’ll be any minute now. Just you wait and see.

 In the meantime Michael can wipe his tears with that Victoria’s Secret model’s panties.

How terrible.

 

31
May
10

madonna…? is that you…?

Megan Fox and boyfriend, B.A.G. in Hawaii.

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A 4 pack? Shame on you Megan, shame on you.

*Shudder*

 What a slob.

31
May
10

snapped.

Megan Fox at LAX.

She’s probably headed to a really really important movie role make a sandwich for her boyfriend.

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27
May
10

trans – sexual.

Trans – gender.

Trans – monkeyflyingkittycat.

Who the f*ck cares.

Not Michael Bay. Because as long she blows him after he yells “cut,” it doesn’t really matter.

THIS is who’ll be replacing Megan Fox in Transformers 3

Rosie Huntington Whitely.

Never heard of her? Same.

Apparently she’s a British model who worked with Bay on a Victoria’s Secret commercial once.

 

Because the hotel room was actually a underground cave, and you had to sleep with Michael to uncover the secret code to the best bras ever.

Looks like Megan was right about him being a perv. Ugh. Pig.

She won’t show off her body in movies in return for Brian Austin Green being promised a cameo as a delivery boy. Never. What a crock. I mean, except for all the movies she’s done in the past. Other that that, NEVER.

Glad she stood up for her beliefs, but her boyfriend might have to take that job at Quiznos.

27
May
10

your daily sigh.

The movie posters for Jonah Hex have been released…

Breathe a deep sigh for Megan Fox…and the fact that the only movies she’ll be cast in from now on are ones that involve making out with other chicks and heavy breathing while running without a shirt.

Heh, heh, take that Michael Bay.

Errr, uhh, besides Transformers and Jennifer’s Body and uhh yeah.

Boobs!

27
May
10

picture of the day.

This is all Heidi Montag had to do to audition to replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3.

And is it just me or would this role be perfect for her SOLELY due to the name of the movie?




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