glam squad.

Swifty is red hot in a one shouldered Valentino and Neil Lane accessories.

Alexa Chung in Chanel’s signature ruffled beige, a floral bag & Chanel clogs.

The Upper East Sider shows off her glamazon bod in skinnies, a basic white tank & shrunken leather jacket.

Dakota Fanning shows off a more mature look in an asymmetrical Alice+Olivia blazer, suede knee high boots & fingerless gloves.

Elizabeth Banks in an embellished Sportmax sheath dress and suede Mary Jane pumps.

Emily Blunt in an Alexander Berardi tiered polka dot dress.

Fergie channels Jessica Rabbit in a beaded blue Armani Prive’ slitted gown.

Fergie lands in style, in a Edwardian inspired coat, booties & a Missoni scarf.

Fergie is rocker glam in a black halter, metal belt and mesh leggings.

Ginnifer Goodwin in a metallic beige Calvin frock & thrifty Aldo booties.

The Heroes star rocks a drop waisted floral sheer lilac dress & nude pumps to elongate her mini frame.

The 90210 hottie amps it up in a sparkly mini dress, gold clutch & peep toe platforms.

Jessica Simpson is almost back to her former figure in a pair of grey skinnies, a fitted blazer & satin platform pumps.

Julianne Hough is ready to dance in a glittering feather trimmed Jenny Packham mini & nude pumps.

Kate Bosworth in a Calvin petal pink shift dress.

Kate Moss showcases her gams in a Valentino lace micro mini & cropped blazer.

Katy Perry is Vegas glitzy in a draped front metal mesh dress & matching pumps.

Kim K shows off her curves in a wrap dress & statement belt.

Kristen Bell in a chocolate cutout Monique Lhuiller draped gown and Judith Leiber clutch.

The Hills bad girl in a Barbie pink sheath dress with equally sugary matching Ruthie Davis pumps.

LC slinks into a form fitting ruby red sheath dress and peep toes for her Bday celebration.

Nicole Richie is all about layering in her plum accented slouchy jacket, light blue skinnies & silk scarf, topped off with her trusty Balenciaga.

Olivia Wilde makes her glam satin spaghetti strap gown look fresh & summery with minimal accessories.

Penelope Cruz in head to toe Calvin Klein.

Rashida Jones throws on a couple chains over a printed tank, highwaisted skirt, & slouchy blazer.

Reese Witherspoon shows off her hard work at the gym in a lace belted Jason Wu number.

RiRi covers up in a Jean Paul Gaultier couture floral applique’ gown that only she can pull off.

it’s tricky.

MEGA Hip Hop producer/song writer, Tricky Stewart threw a PRE GRAMMY party last night at Wonderland in El Lay…

A TON of noteable SINGERS came out to celebrate.

And they should.

This dude’s worked with errrbody from Rihanna, to Christina, to Mary J Blige.

Ch-ch-check out the PICS from the EVENT:

Game. Over.

So in case you’re spending your weekend dry heaving in bed wracking your BRAIN to solve the RIDDLE as to who Tila TeKILLya’s prize winning baby daddy could be, you can now go back to your daily routine.

The pint sized Anime bubblehead went sh*t crazy over Twitter after she revealed to her followers that rapper, The Game was father to her unborn monthly paycheque.

The Game, who wasn’t ready to be RIDICULED by someone who probably used her tampon as a form of birth control, straight up paid a visit to TMZ to clear up the MISUNDERSTANDING.

He told them, in the most gentlemanly way possible, that he wouldn’t hit that chick with Shawne Merriman’s pogo stick if his career depended on it, and as a result the peroxide Troll went batsh*t crazay on him.

Via Twitter of course.

Bi*ch types up a FRENZY with all those exclamation marks  on the keyboard because the only way people would notice her tiny Troll a** is if she walked around with her top off.

Looks like she already got the MEMO.

 

Ri Ri’s #1 fan…

This is REAL sad.

Jasmina Anema, the self proclaimed NUMBER ONE fan of Rihanna’s passed away yesterday from her long battle with pneumonia. The cute little 6 year old had been suffering from leukemia, which had gone into short remission after Rihanna had found her a bone marrow donor for a transplant last year.

RiRi released a STATEMENT on the unfortunate passing of her little fan:

“I am increcibly hearbroken that Jasmina has passed away. Whe was such a brave and speical child. She showed more strength and spirt than many adults I have met. I feel blessed that I was able to have her in my life, and know that through her example she has saved many lives. She was truly an angel on earth.”

Having the ability to help those who can’t help themselves is probably one of the GREATEST gifts a person can give.

Kudos to RiRi for showing such COMPASSION.

It was only a matter of time…

So Noah Cyrus, Miley’s IMPRESSIONABLE younger sister who was unfortunately fu*ked from the getgo after being born into a family that makes the ones on MTV’s “Date My Mom,” look like proper Christian families is starting her own CHILDREN’S lingerie line…

The kid must’ve felt too CONSTRAINED in her WalMart undies when she was smacking her barely there a** to Akon…

And you berated your spouse for allowing your 11 year old to read Puss In Boots.

Apparently she’s teaming up with her best friend, Briana Banks Emily Grace, to launch the line, for Ooh! La! La! Couture.

The official website boasts:

“The Emily Grace Collection as: “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, is reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls–the line also has an exclusive Teen Collection available to a size 14.”

For all those parents whose children are struggling with their times tables and verb placement, they now have an outlet for their child to excel in different aspects of life.

During tough economic times like these, it’s only fair for ALL members of the family to be put to “work.”

Thank Noah Cyrus, her friend, and both sets of parents for lending a helping hand with your electricity bill.

 

Ask Rachel Zoe.

So Nicole Richie is pretty ANGRY with the tabloids and press who are CLAIMING that she had an eating disorder, when really it was probably just having to witness Paris Hilton’s tacky wardrobe that was making her puke into her Birkin.

 

She tells Marie Claire UK, “I felt it was a little unfair to say someone has an eating disorder when they don’t. It’s extremely insulting and irresponsible. An eating disorder is serious and it’s a disease. I think when you see me in person, you see that I’m, like, five foot one – I’m a small person.When I was heavier, everyone said I was too heavy. You can’t win in the public eye and I find it really hard. So I ignore it now, I really do.”

Hey, I agree as much as the next girl BUT when you have Rachel Zoe sitting beside you plucking out each one of her eyelashes in fear of them adding to her body weight, you must feel a LITTLE pressure no?

 

Either way, the hot mess that she once was has smartened up and turned her LIFE around, and jokes aside, her ACCOMPLISHMENTS should be the main focus.

Check out the entreprenurial MAMA in the new issue of Marie Claire UK…

 

 

 

 

Watch out Matt Kemp.

How cute.

Justin Bieber, whose shorter than Chris Brown, but most likely has bigger balls, tippy toed up to give fellow SINGER Rihanna a peck during a pre Grammys gifting event…

He should’nt kiss and tell though…

“Thanks for refreshing the lipstick mark @rihanna.”

I hear she has a mean backhand.

Time to get in on that refill girls…

The Jersey Whores Shore is coming back for a 2nd season.

MTV has CONFIRMED that the GUIDOS and GUIDETTES that you love to hate are gonna be back more tanned, more jacked and more horny than last time.

This is the ONLY guy whose NOT impressed.

The cast was initially asking MTV for $10,000 an episode (pickles and condoms can be pretty pricey these days) and who knows what they settled on….

I’m sure Snooki ripped off her top to try and COERCE them into throwing in a extra grand or so.

Anyways, the girls on the Shore don’t have to tap into their Birth Control refills just yet, MTV is saying that the cast is off to a DIFFERENT location this time around.

Alert the innocent teenage chicks, the local police department, and every COUPLE you know.

We have a SITUATION.

We represent your inner spirit!

THE TITLE TO THIS POST IS ONLY IN LOWER CASE BECAUSE OF FORMATTING ISSUES.

IF I EVER SO DARED TO INSINUATE THAT I AM SPEAKING AS A CALM HUMAN BEING I WILL BE SENT TO A DARK PLACE WHERE LOUIS VUITTON DARE NOT EVEN VENTURE.

ANYWAYS,

KANYE AND AMBER WERE IN PARIS FOR FASHION WEEK, AND PETA WAS HATING HARD (AS THEY SHOULD BE) ON THE TRASHTASTIC DUO’S PENCHANT FOR WEARING FUR.

HEY, I COULD BE A FUR LOVER, AND STILL PRETEND TO BE A PART OF PETA JUST TO GET IT IN ON THESE TWO WITH A BUCKET OF PAINT.

SO AFTER ALL THE BLOGGERS AND PRESS PISSED OFF KANYE HE USED HIS FUR COAT TO FLAP ON OVER TO THE LAIR TO UNLEASH.

(HEY SOME GUYS GO TO THE GYM, THIS EGOMANIAC FIRES UP THE LAPTOP)…

“WHEN IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE, REMEMBER THE FEARLESS, REMEMBER THE DREAMERS, REMEMBER THOSE WHO REPRESENT THE GHETTO…THE FAIRY TALE OF NOTHING TO SOMETHING. I’M BRIEFLY SADDENED BY NEGATIVE COMMENTS, BUT I HAVE TO REMEMBER THOSE PEOPLE ARE SCARED, INCAPABLE OR JUST PLAIN IDIOTS. WE ARE THE FUCKING ROCK STARS BABY. NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE MY NIGGAS!! NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE! IT’S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SHIT ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON’T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. FUCK THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! THE CHILD IN US ALL, THE BRUTAL HONESTY, THE NAIVETY, THE BRAVE WARRIOR, THE ADRENALINE THAT ALLOWS A MOTHER TO LIFT A CAR IF HER CHILD WAS TRAPPED UNDER IT! REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY DISSED MICHAEL JACKSON EVERY CHANCE THEY COULD. IMAGINE THE PRESSURE OF BEING A TRUE ICON. VERY FEW HUMAN BEINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE CONSTANT HATE!!! IF WE DON’T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE SHIT, YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY, LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION. I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING ‘COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!’ WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK, COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHO ARE WE HURTING??? OH “THE NEW BLACK???” SINCE BARACK IS PRESIDENT BLACKS DON’T LIKE FUR COATS, RED LEATHER, AND FRIED CHICKEN ANY MORE?! WHEN YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND CULTURAL SETTINGS, BOUNDARIES, AND OUR MODERN DAY CASTE SYSTEMS, THEN YOU CAN FEEL THE GLORY AND PAIN FROM THE DAYS OF KINGS IN AFRICA TO THE NEW KINGS OF THE MEDIA. LET THE BALL PLAYERS DANCE AFTER THEY SCORE! IT’S LIFE MY NIGGAS, IT’S LIFE! REMEMBER CLOTHING IS A CHOICE. WE WERE BORN NAKED!!! FRESH IS AN OPINION, LOVE IS OBJECTIVE, TASTE IS SELECTIVE, AND EXPRESSION IS MY FAVORITE ELECTIVE. NO MORE POLITICS OR APOLOGIES!!!”

I’M ALMOST POSITIVE THAT THE POWER PUT INTO THAT MESSAGE SCARED THE SH*T OUT OF THE FUR ON HIS COAT THAT THE ANIMAL IT WAS TAKEN FROM CAME BACK TO LIFE.

 

a day in the life…