quiet on the green b*tches.

Imagine watching 34807 whores climbing over each other’s Wet Seal clad asses while using their cheap acrylics to claw each other’s eyes out in order to get a good spot in front of the cameras.

No, no no, shame on you. The Kardashian sisters do NOT wear Wet Seal.

But this is what you can expect during the Masters. Which is another reason why Elin Nordgren couldn’t be bothered to show up, with the main reason being of course that she doesn’t trust herself with all those golf clubs sitting around.

Via HollywoodLife,

“She did not even say goodbye to Tiger,” one insider told RadarOnline.
Could Elin’s absence have anything to do with the fact that several of Tiger’s ‘kittens’ (aka mistresses) like Joslyn James and Jaimee Grubbs are meant to show at the tourney? The Sunday Mail reported that the 34-year-old golf pro was so worried that he hired an additional 90 members of security to the 200 already stationed on the green.”

Gee thanks extra security.

Watching some chick rub up on a golf club while winking in Tiger’s direction would have made it a whole lot easier to sit through a game of golf.

God.

*Those stains on his shirt aren’t really helping him out any.

 

 

might as well just cut the damn thing off.

Karma is a b*tch and Jesse James is gonna miss having something to stick it to someone with…

TMZ released some INFO on his BEAUTY of a mistress, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. Or as I call her, Boobs McGee…

Apparently this chick is a Nazi lover. She grew up Amish, which naturally explains all the TATTOOS and naked boobs and she’s actually managed to have KIDS without her vajay exploding like a grenade from all the action it gets…

B*tch also claims to have a Bachelor’s Degree in Biology with 2 years of medical school. I’m sure they kicked her out when she wasted research dollars on trying to create a big enough frog for her to f*ck.

If Amish whores turn you on, you may visit, http://www.socalglamourgirls.com/news/?p=4472 where you can pay to hear her whisper Hitler quotes into your ear. AND, in case there’s 0.00000000001 % of the North American population who hasn’t seen her tatted b*tthole, you can pull up a chair at the Platinum club in San Diego where she strips.

Btw, she left the CHURCH at 16, and now her parents don’t talk to her.

Just had to make that clear, in case you thought her Mom and Dad helped hold her legs straight after she got the initials for “Wet P*ssy” tattooed onto her shins.

And here I thought it meant “White Power.”

Shame on me.

 Anyways, as I was saying earlier, I don’t think it would be bad FORM to just cut the damn thing off at this point. No?