YOUR DAILY KK.

Oh Kim. I have no words.

Loves you. (No matter how many pics you airbrush & release yourself. Shh).

welllll golllllly. I got me a house ya’ll…!

Yeah.

Here I was contemplating not buying lunch for a couple weeks and spending 3/4 of my paycheck on a pair of Guiseppe Zanottis and Miley fifteen? year old f*cking Cyrus now has 4.5 bathrooms to take half naked pictures of herself in.

FML.

It boasts 4 bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms, a 4-car garage, a tennis court, expansive lawns, and a separate guest house…all for a measely $3.4 mil.

That’s f*cking awesome. Wonder if she has a closet full of toothbrushes for her SNAGGLETOOTH?! Huh?! Do you have THAT Miley?! Huh?! Huh?!

I’m not JEALOUS at ALL.

That’s why I’m NOT going to post an ugly picture of her picking her Snaggletooth.

 

 

take it b*tch.

Here’s Wonnie Wagro getting a wittle TATTOO in Miami with his girls waiting around to wipe his tears.

Awww.

(Yes, I die a little posting about The Jersey Wh*res but oddly enough Snooki Ass and Pauly D tan gets me the most HITS).

rihannas’ rude boy.

Not like it was APPARENT or anything after he was spotted COUNTLESS time grabbin on her ass, Rihanna CONFIRMED on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today that YES, she is knockin boots with Matt Kemp…

“He’s my boyfriend. … It’s new and it’s fun and it’s nothing too serious. I don’t want anything nuts that’s gonna take up so much of my energy and time in a bad way…”

Yeah.

F*ck you Chris.

 

snapped.

Nicole Scherzinger after DTWS Rehearsal.

picture of the day.

Brody Jenner sticking his tongue in kid sister Avril Lavigne.

Only a matter of time until he seen wearing PINK skull & crossbones T shirts from Hot Topic.

 

gtfo.

F*ck GTL it’s GTFO for the cast of The Jersey Shore…

According to RadarOnline,

“The cast is being denied access to some Miami hot spots that don’t want the trouble of dealing with all that accompanies their appearances.
“A lot of places in South Beach aren’t letting them in,” a source on the scene exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
“They’re not welcome at many, many spots, and they’re getting refused all over the place.”

Hmm, you DON’T say?

Now why is it that no CLUB would want a bunch of kids around with more STD’s put together than Tiger Wood’s maid?? It would be fantastic to have em let in only to CLEAR the place out.

All Snooki would have to do is ask for a DATE.

These clubowners don’t know a good opprtunity until it pukes into their hands.

Here’s some PICS of the GIRLS wasting time at the gym when all they really have to do to LOOK good is get rid of Snooki.

No treadmill required.

 

 

 

 

i’m not a nazi. i just f*ck a lot.

So Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is DISPUTING claims that she’s a NAZI.

She just likes to dress up as one when she’s f*cking other women’s husbands that’s all.

Lay off a b*tch.

Via TMZ,

According to the unsworn declaration, Bombshell says, “I do NOT have a swastika tattoo on me.” FYI, we’ve seen a swastika tattoo so close to her genital area we can’t show it … but it looks just like the one from “Inglourious Basterds.”
Bombshell also says, “I do NOT show my children how to ‘Nazi salute.'”
Now here’s where it gets really good. Bombshell says:
– “I do NOT do any pornography in my house.”
– “I do NOT do any webcam ‘sessions’ from my home with my children present.”

“I do NOT do any pornography in my house.”
– “I do NOT do any webcam ‘sessions’ from my home with my children present.“

How sweet. I guess she waits until the KIDS go over to Grandma’s to get the cameras setup in the BACKYARD.

snapped.

Kourtney Kardashian “fools” the PAPARAZZI with an outfit change.

Riiight.

may god be with them.

OMFG.

Like I can’t believe that like, Hollywood’s EX Golden Couple is sneaking around making sweet love together.

Especially when Angelina Jolie has 10 sets of eyes on her tenticles. That b*tch can spot a couple wanting to adopt on her territory faster than she can spot a gun slinging movie role.

That’s pretty f*cking fast.

Via In Touch,

In an exclusive interview, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s former bodyguard reveals that since Brad and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston reconnected at the 2009 Academy Awards, they have hooked up four times — three times in LA and once in New York — and even recently shared a passionate kiss. “I know that he still loves her,” the ex-bodyguard Bill, who for security reasons chooses only to be identified by his first name, tells In Touch.

In fact, there was one date that Bill says brought them closer than ever — and since then, their relationship has heated up even more. Brad and Jen arranged a secret meeting at the trails off of Western Canyon Road in Beverly Hills on December 9, Bill says. At 3:30p.m., Jen pulled up to the location in her Bentley, and Brad arrived on his motorcycle. After Brad climbed into Jen’s passenger seat, “They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” Bill reveals for the first time. “Several times, Brad and Jen were hugging and kissing.” After talking and nuzzling for about 30 to 40 minutes, Bill, who was on “paparazzi watch,” advised the pair that they should leave, as photographers were spotted just a few miles away. “Jennifer left first, flashing Brad a quick peace sign and a smile,” says Bill. “Brad jogged back to his motorcycle, drove off and went for an hour bike ride.”

As was announced mere SECONDS after this interview was printed, Bill is no longer WITH us.

LAPD say that he pretty much disintegrated into a pile of dust. A vial of blood was left at the scene.